Applejack always believed the simple life she had is everything she wants. Rarity goes through life like it's an endless catwalk, where everyone has a story and someone is worth talking about. But then, a simple drive takes some slight detours as secrets are revealed in more ways than one. Putting into question if they're truly content with the life they have or if that desire for more can come in the unexpected of ways.

Edited by Dramamaster829

*Featured 6/14/20*

Fluttershy is a flat-earther. Twilight doesn't like that.

Featured on the top slot on June 14, 2020. Thanks a ton everybody!

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Rainbow Dash arrives at Sweet Apple Acres, looking for Applejack and finds her coming out of the woods. Just where was she last night?

Second place in the Quills and Sofas Speedwriting Classic Contest #52 with the prompt "where'd you go?"

Idea inspired entirely from cover art, made by the talented yakovlev-vad.

A thank you to Zontan, TheDriderPony, Nailah, The Red Parade, Seer, and _Moonshot for proofreading and RubyDubious for prereading before publishing.

Now with a reading by StraightToThePointStudio.

Russian translation by NovemberDragon.

Spanish translation by SPANIARD KIWI.

Since Princess Twilight Sparkle had elevated herself to the status of an immortal alicorn, she has come to realize that there would be one part of her friend's lives that they may never get the chance of having - her funeral. To make up for this, she decides to host a mock funeral so they can have the opportunity to experience it. However, word about the preparation for said funeral accidently gets out and as a result, Equestria believes that Twilight has died.

This story was inspired by the suggestion of a friend who wishes to remain anonymous.

Proofread by Titanium Dragon.

Twilight need to study a lot. But everything is a mess! Everything is out of order, a lot of stuff are on the floor. She doesn’t have a lot of time to clean it all up. So she called her friends to help her. But her friends basically messes up everything.

It was supposed to be a regular work day. For one man on the clock it was to be a slow day. But then, she came along, with two other girls, with nasty intentions in mind. Can he rely on his quick wits to get through the day? Or will he find himself getting more than he bargained for?

Edited by Dramamaster829

*Part of the Siren AU Continuity*

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Discord has made it more than clear that he is in desperate need of one thing and one thing only.

A good f**k.

Thankfully, Princess Luna is more than happy to assist him with that.

In wake of the second Changeling Takeover, Discord is infuriated with his magic being useless when he truly needed it. To reclaim his pride, Discord does the one thing he never needed before: Train.

Now he shall remind the world just who he really is: The most powerful entity in this world. Possibly any world. And he will start with the Pony of Shadows. But is Equestria ready to see the unknown and untapped limits of Discord's might?

I have lost everything. My parents, my siblings and my friends. The only thing I still have is the family house and the music box I got from my mother. It is the only thing keeping me sane. But it turns out that I have more to lose. My life.

Fluttershy goes batshiz crazy and gets put in a mental asylum, where she meets Pinkie Pie.
Contains: Blood, Death, Swearing, Gore, Mental Facilites, and that’s it.