• Member Since 12th Aug, 2019

Ninjadeadbeard


Writing is just pain leaving the spirit...

Favourites 442 stories
Found 422 stories in 94ms

Total Words: 11,526,684
Estimated Reading: 4 weeks

Bookshelves

Community



  • Featured 23167 stories Stories that have been featured on Fimfiction ( Automatically populated! )


  • Interviews 408 stories Stories that have had their author interviewed


  • Reviewed 0 stories Stories that have been reviewed
E
Source

The Equestrian Architecturial Association sends an inspector to make sure Twilight's School Of Friendship is up to code. The school reacts with the appropriate amount of panicked hysteria.

An entry into HapHazred's A Change Of Pace contest.

Cover art vector by Ultra the HedgeToaster

Chapters (1)
E

Discord always has this charisma, an overwhelming sense of confidence and bravado. Every pony, whether they like it or not, knows Discord has always been known to maintain an image... including his best friend, Fluttershy. But what happens when Discord is not around, when he’s in a place where his true pain is loose? That’s what Fluttershy hopes to understand. And that night, she herself seeks her own courage to approach her friend.

*Featured on 10/24/20*

Chapters (1)
T

The little things. The small details. The subtle touches. Ponies don't realize just how important these things are, and how central they can really be in your life.

Keeping them in your mind is fine, but sharing them with others is an entirely different joy, one I wish I'd learned sooner. Now, listen, because the tale I'm about to tell might help you see the world in a different, more observant light.


Expanded from a story written for Quills and Sofas Speedwriting Contest #76

Proofread by flutterJackdash.

Edited by C_II_R.

Audio Reading by Nailah.

Chapters (1)
E
Source

The requests come in, the paintings go out, and the Bits arrive later. That's the shaky system "Rainbow" has managed to work out for herself. A life lived through letters is a little lonely, but she can at least be certain she'll never be seen by someone who recognizes her copypasted face.

You'd think a Rainbow Dash replica would remember that Twilight uses Spike for everything mail related.

:scootangel:Now with a Youtube reading!

:pinkiegasp: And a written review!


This is an entry in the Snippet Series, an anthology of old oneshots that I (and my good buddy Str8aura) wrote based around interesting pics I found. New ones will be posted every Thursday for the foreseeable future.

Chapters (1)
E
Source

The first time we danced, she broke my jaw in three places.

The life of a disposable minion in the service to the Dread Ahuizotl is filled with acts of senseless violence and hardship, normally ending in a hospital or unmarked grave, but for Disposable Minion #3, the job just got more interesting.

He fell in love.

And love hurts.

Credits to the amazing Luvlessi for the cover art
Background music: The Masochism Tango by Tom Lehrer
With a wonderful reading by Luvlessi
And a second reading by Crafty Reads
Featured on Equestria Daily

Chapters (1)
T
Source

Rainbow Dash comes home for the start of her mid-semester break from college to find herself sitting in her living room talking to her girlfriend. Things get weirder from there.

For FanOfMostEverything's A Most Delightful Ponidox contest!

Coverart used with permission from the great Xan-gelX.

See This Blog for licensing.

Chapters (1)
T

Twilight is showing Celestia her new invention – an advanced lie detector. Without her knowledge, Luna and James asked her friends to join the presentation. But that shouldn't be a problem. After all, the mane six has nothing to hide! … right?


Meta:

Cover based on the images from: https://derpibooru.org/images/1517277 and https://www.deviantart.com/estories/art/Background-Twilight-s-Castle-Library-2-781634544
Proofread by Ginger and Grammarly :duck:
Now with YT reading: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBl1VIyvcS4 (all thanks goes to StraightToThePointStudio for his awesome work:raritywink:)

Another one to get into the feature box. Thank you, dear readers, I hope you enjoyed it :twilightsmile:

Chapters (1)
T
Source

As the announcement of the Fall Formal Princess approaches, Twilight can't bear to keep stringing Flash Sentry along. She has to tell him the truth about who and even what she is.

It's not going to go as she expects. To be fair, neither did Flash's attempt to break up with Sunset.

Rated Teen for astringent language (I'd hardly call it harsh) and acknowledgement of reproduction-adjacent concepts. Cover spliced together from a screencap of the first Equestria Girls movie and a Flash vector by jucamovi1992.

Chapters (1)
T

Twilight has a secret. For the past few weeks she's been working on a romantic novel of the mature variety. As her magnum opus, Twilight plans for it to change the world of erotic fiction forever! Or at least it might do, if Twilight had the writing skills to back it up.

Rated T for Teen.

Chapters (1)
E
Source

There are many things you can think about after almost dying.

For Applejack and Rainbow Dash, it's what comes after.


Written for Appledash Contest #6 - "Go Big or Go Home".
Inspired by Fighting Scars by majoramask.
Edited by Pascoite and ROBCakeran53.
Preread by Flashgen.
Original art by uar1.

Chapters (1)