Twilight is looking to hire guards for her castle. Derpy is looking for a new job. Lightning Dust is trying to find a way forward after her falling out with the Wonderbolts, and Flare Warden is just trying to get a position far far away from her brother.

Immense thanks to Fylifa for countless hours of editing and proofreading.
Cover art by Anchorxx

Spike waits for his mail to come and has a chat with the mail pony.

Art by Epulson

Prereading and Editing by Jack of a Few Trades and NorrisThePony

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Derpy drowns her sorrows after getting some bad career news... but when one door closes, another opens.

_{One of Equestria Daily's 22 Best Fanfics to Read for Derpy Day, March 2021}

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Tempest Shadow is a pony trying to learn how to be part of pony society. To her, Equestria is a foreign land, and she's just a stranger in it. The natives are friendly, but her days are empty. What she needs is something to ground her. Something that can make her part of daily Ponyville life.

She needs a job.

Content Warning: Radical Freedom

This story was written over an embarrassingly long time as a commission for a friend. I have to admit I really like writing Tempest Shadow. She's a great horse.

Thanks to all my patrons and followers!

Now that Screwball has seen a bit of Spiral Mountain, now she's being introduced to the other video game worlds. There is nothing for those worlds to fear from her, well unless she picks up some bad habits from a certain breegull named Kazooie.

The following will occur, but is not limited to.

1. Bird fights.

"This is with the metallic maverick robot variety of birds."

2. Cerberus Alpha get's hijacked.

"Not that its driver could easily lose it to you."

3. Kazooie manages to blow up another world, even if it will eventually reboot anyway so the damage is negligible in the long run.

"Hey, it was my birthday. Go me!"

4. Screwball will learn about the magic of cartoon powers... and friendship.

"I don’t see why not. She needs a good education."

5. A relatively regulated amount of Chaos happens.

"Well at least it's not Perfect Chaos then."

6. Kazooie will stop interrupting the numbered things in the description box.

"Oh yeah, how are you going to stop me... unless... this is the last one isn't it. As I think Pinkie would say as a curse, BAKE SALE!"

Next in line to the poorly written story 'The Dreaded Love Bird', with focus on Screwball. Just to reiterate, a story no one asked for featuring Screwball where nothing interesting happens(In Equestria) involving Derpy, Chaos and world hopping shenanigans.

This is the third time Queen Chrysalis has struck and though she managed to take the castle she was unable to full keep the city. Now as the Elements of Harmony do their thing in the background we focus on the other heroes of the story.

Jedi Master Derpy Hooves embarks on what could be the biggest mission the Baker's Batch and the 197th Battalion have ever faced. The key capital of the Storm King's main control center has been located, and capturing it could make the turning point for the war. Unbeknownst to Derpy, a sinister threat awakens elsewhere in the galaxy, and everything will change forever....

Derpy Hooves is rumored to be passing through the Everfree Forest on hoof faster than a pegasus can fly. What's her secret? A journalist from the Manehattan Herald intends to find out.

Hello?

Hello?

Why can't anypony see me?

Why doesn't anypony notice I'm here?

...

What should I do?

Content Warning: kinda sad

A submission for Secret Moon's Self-Isolation Writing Contest. Neat!~

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Derpy is a hard working pony, but it's hard when she is a different outcast pony. Laughed at for the appearance of her eyes. Tormented, laughed, called names at. She thought she was the only one who looked different, she thought she was the only one alone with no friend.

But she wasn't, as the bullies of her life take it to the worse he came, her friend, her funny random chaotic friend who can summon demons and fire as well as hating books reading and sometimes hugs

And that old friend is Discord