Life is pretty unpredictable for me, but that alone is the predictable part of it. Pretty early on, I learned that I should expect the unexpected, and enjoy the brief moments of peace when they were there. Such an outlook helped me early on to keep from going crazy with all of the stuff that's happened to us all.

As the years passed though, I found my own source of peace: my closest friends.

My best friends were always there for me, and I for them. We held each other up when we fell below the surface of the sea of life, and offered friendly smiles and listening ears to each other when we needed it most. Even with all the insanity we weathered over the years, we became closer in spite of it...or, perhaps because of it. In a world of hoarding dragons, I may be the only one that cherished a small group of ponies over gold or jewels.

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Rated T for use of alcohol, language of a sexually suggestive nature, and implied sexual acts.

Cover art provided by Zwagyzonk, used with permission.

Note: Ponies are considered adolescent/mature at a much younger age than humans (six and fourteen, respectively). I've made an oversight on this, and I believe this explanation will fix that. Also, this will be a Spike-harem fic, but as with all my other submissions, there is no clop; just a heads up.

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Trixie is a performer, a worldly mare, and a mother. To prove to her son that her travel mementos are more than mere junk, she decides to show him her one-of-a-kind performance on a one-of-a-kind medium she owns.

This story was originally released on July 21st of 2021. It was inspired by plans for a Trixie animation I saw. I imagined something like the story for a framing device. The cover art is by SNSPony.

Rainbow Dash hates losing. Yet no matter how hard she tries, Pinkie Pie always manages to somehow one-up her when it comes to pranks...

...until one day, when she finally manages to prank more ponies than Pinkie. Her latest prank, however, does not turn out the way she expected...

Rated Teen for moderate sexual content

Now with a dramatic reading, courtesy of the amazing Skijarama

You are an avid enjoyer of MLP:FiM, despite the show having ended a number of years ago, and Princess Luna, to you, was always best pony. One morning, following a long day of work and an even longer night of drinking, you find that very same lunar goddess helping herself to a warm shower. In your shower. In your home.

Sex tag for naked Luna and probably going to be implied stuffs later on. No actual sex, sorry.

Featured: 05/13/2022 thanks guys!

Nobody has seen the Sirens since the Battle of the Bands, and nearly everyone is fine with that. Months later, Sunset Shimmer feels her entire life is going better then it ever was since the Fall Formal. She has her best friends, the school no longer hates her, and it's summer vacation.

One night on her way back home from band practice, she finds the three powerless Sirens who are now homeless. Deciding to be a nice person, she takes them in, but the question becomes how long will they stay? And what will happen to them in the future?

Commissioned by: Dashhole

Edited by The Myth and DBZorDie and InsanityCorps

Zipp doesn't win a medal at the Equestrian Winter Games, but she gets something better.

Upon a successful occupation of Canterlot by the Storm Forces, Commander Tempest Shadow finds herself a recipient of the generosity of her lord, and lover, the Storm King. A surprise awaits at the end of the night...

Proofread by MagicMan.

Very much not my headcanon, this nonetheless was an odd little idea I had trotting through my brain that wouldn't let me go, considering how few Tempest Shadow x Storm King stories there are.

T rating owes itself to the largely softcore nature of any sexual content. Tagged "Fetish" for mild butt inflation, mainly an idea of MagicMan's, which ought to be regarded as an Equestrian equivalent of breast expansion.

With apologies for the Chickification of Tempest Shadow.

Princess Luna, alicorn of the night and all things therein, sends happy dreams to her saviors on the anniversary of her return from the darkness of madness. One of these dreams belongs to Twilight Sparkle and once again Luna sends her visions of the pony she loves most, Princess Celestia.

Now if only they would come out and say something to each other about it. All the sexual tension in the castle is driving Luna nuts!

It looks like she's going to have to take things into her own hands.

Trinket the witch has some elaborate Nightmare Night plans, alongside stuffing herself with candy. Afterwards, she's left with some trinkets.

This story was originally written in 2019, as a belated birthday present for Forfun41, who wanted a story featuring this titular witch character of his; it was also featured in the Bumps in the Night 2 art pack. The cover art for this story is the reference he gave me back then. Trinket had very little characterization before I wrote this story, which I was glad to provide.

Instead of dealing with the sudden attack of the changelings, Twilight Sparkle faces a dilemma that she is far less prepared for: her brother getting married...to another stallion! And not just any stallion, but her former foalsitter Prince Bolero! The stallion that she had a crush on back when she was a filly! Or at least she thought she had a crush on him, her parents certainly teased her enough when she got older. Nonetheless, how will Twilight make peace with not only who they are, but who she is?

Contest entry for the M/M Shipping Contest.
Contains lots of internalized homophobia, not entirely accepting parents, conflict between family and friends, Rule 63 Princess Cadance, a gay stallion wedding, lesbian/bisexual Mane 6, and a happy ending.
Cover art by JaquelinDreamz