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This story is a sequel to The Princess' Vanishing Spider


Rarity has a plan, as flawless and beautiful and perfect as she is: The sovereign Mi Amore Cadenza has planned a visit, and with it an opportunity to capture her heart. There’s only one small problem with this plan.

They share a taste in bodyguards.


Part of the Bodyguard!AU series.

This ficlet was written as part of the Omega tier reward in my Ko-fi where I write stories based on prompts from supporters!

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In the single most important night of her life, Rainbow Dash decides she wants to swoop Rarity off her hooves by taking her to the bar, getting cozy, and doing everything she could to impress the unicorn.

In other words, somehow accidentally ordering chocolate milk at a bar, served in the single most embarrassing glass ever.


Artwork by 8-Xenon-8 !

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Twilight insists on lending Rarity a trashy risqué book. Rarity really wishes she’d turned it down.


Gift fic for RBDash47 who also did the cover art!

You can also read this story and others on my personal website! c:

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Sunburst has gotten into the habit of waking up early on every Hearts and Hooves day to make breakfast for them.

Starlight doesn't know what to make of it until much, much later.


Just a little StarBurst fluff for the holiday (a very, very late one, but still!). Enjoy!

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From all her time working as a mail mare, Derpy has acquired quite some expertise in cardboard boxes and uses her talents to create the most indomitable cardboard box fort right in Anon's garden. All is fun and games until Equestria's aristocracy gets wind of it and decide it poses a credible threat to their power and reputation.

Originally written for the Kinderquestria thread, where the cute, childlike innocence of ponies is taken to it's absolute comedic extent.

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Twilight Sparkle is sure that Rarity and Rainbow Dash are having relationship issues, primarily because they keep inviting her to join them on all their romantic dates.


Commission for the ever-lovely Kits. Artwork by Maxima.

Read this story and others on my website, Hollow Shades! You can also support me on Ko-Fi!

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After getting ponypiled on in a debate she was dragged into about Cozy Glow being released, Tempest is exhausted and just wants to go home after a tiring day of guard duty. As she is leaving the castle grounds, she finds herself in the Canterlot Garden and in front of the imprisoned trio of villains, and finds Starlight who asks the former commander why she was against releasing Cozy Glow.

(Note: Please let me know if I need to adjust my tags, or add one, for this story. I did think about adding 'Sad', but I wasn't explicitly aiming to write a sadfic with this one, so I'm not sure.)

(8/28/22: Yay! First story to get into the Feature Box! (if the mature filter is on))

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There has been a crime most foul in Ponyville! However, Twilight Sparkle is on the case, and she has finally gathered all of the suspects under one roof.

Tonight, she will discover the truth.

Tonight, one pony will face the justice they so richly deserve.

Tonight, she throws the book at them!


Featured 8/20! You guys rock - and deserve a free library card or some overpriced coffee!

Click here for a whole dang reading of the story! It’s now available on YouTube!

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Princess Twilight has contracted a severe case of Rainbow Dash.

The following is an excerpt from the journal of Sickle Cell of the Night Guard, detailing his experience with the Princess within the confines of her laboratory, which involved complete temporal isolation from the rest of the world.


An entry for The Twilight Files contest organised by Bicyclette.

Now with a reading by Skijarama!

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There was a question... and Spike wanted the answer. The curiosity of it was gnawing at his little dragon brain like gerbils in a vat of candy corn. In desperation, he turns to Cadence for help, and she's more than happy to assist.

After all, it's just a simple question. What's the worst that could happen?

(Takes place prior to Season 1. Rated for scattered innuendo.)

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