"Writers are vain, selfish and lazy." ~George Orwell

i am simply a closet brony with nothing better to do

"Yes, your eyeballs will grow back" ~A Proud Father

I try to be a friend to everyone I meet

I believe in my whole race. Yellow, white, black, red, brown in the honesty, courage, intelligence, durability and goodness of the overwhelming majority of my brothers and sisters everywhere

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Tender is the night for a broken heart, who will dry your eyes when it falls apart?

I hate real bugs but apparently I seem to love fictional ones.

Coming Soon! Maybe.

"It's Meta. He hates everything. That's just his purpose; in denying it he would deny himself." -Officer Hot-Pants. "MetaKnight145, somewhat friendly misanthrope who lives on pornsites." -Mr. Grimdark

i think you've got the wrong door, the leather club's two blocks down

Just a dude. Writes horsewords... with varying regularity.

Greetings! I come from the farthest reaches of the Internets to share my mediocrity with you all!

I am Thou, Thou art I.

A friendly tomato who is not this guy's alt.

I am an avid reader who enjoys all types of stories.

Just a normal Homo sapiens with a knack for reading about technicolor ponies. I'l probably make a story some time in the future, and it might be good too!

My name is Comettail, I am a 12 year old writer, but don't let that sway your thoughts about my stories. It is the mind that counts, not your appreance.

Gamer. Pony writer. Layabout. ...That's about it.

Just your average albino 'sus with a passion for writing and a knack for procrastination! Feel free to hang around and give the stories a read, leave a comment, or just shoot me a PM and we can chat.

It's called a hustle, sweetheart.

Fallout 4 is consuming my life. Please send help in the form of Nuka Cola and food supplies.

Hello to my fellow Bronies and Pegasisters. My favorite mane pony is Applejack, favorite background pony is Derpy (how dare they change her name), and we are conflicted on which princess is our fav.

Add me on Discord .f4d32814ck

Writer and idea-maker. I'm also a gamer (Nightfire170295 if you want to add me on Xbox).

Interested in HiE, gorey(not Cupcakes) action, and dont mind the occasional emotional fic

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. Hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon.