I am a humorist. I write funny stuff... I hope. Since my pony-name appears to be Dusk Dash (there is a chart), I have decided to dedicate my life to quick and evil science!

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

Here lies the wistful delusions of the sleep addled mind. Actually wait, no, just me.

You can't see the forest...

Kissy honses

Goatmeal (previously "warlord487") is an editor, and is open to help YOU with your stories! (See user page for details.) TwiDash is his OTP. He is me.

I try to tell the stories others tell better than me.

I'm an MLP addict, I love writing fanfictions, with my current addiction being MLP, making this site perfect for me.

You'd be surprised at the emotions twenty-six letters can unearth

I am a conglomerate of Engineeriological and Writeological forces with a Ponypreneurial spirit.

Does anyone play the MLP mobile game? My friend code is a49657.

Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.

I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.

Long time pony fan, writer, doodler, and pastry chef.

"Tim, you're just so nice nobody could hate you. We all are secretly in love with you." ~bats

Ceci n'est pas un cheval.

Don't be a stranger now. I won't bite.

Hi! Name's Jackie! I love to write! Not very good at it, but that's what practice is for. I love romance, slice-of-life and comedy fics.Thanks for sticking with it!