Would You Kindly stop showing advertisements that force my iOS devices to divert to the App Store application in order to try and deceive and/or influence me to download inane and monotonous money-grab games from unethical companies such as King?

I would take it as a personal favor.
-TS-

No, I mean, I seriously suck at updates. There are reasons for it, many of them related to health issues, my RL job, and others related to the necessary amount of pressure release to keep my RL job from turning me into a crotchety old man before I'm even out of my 30s, but still...

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...I take a break for a few days, and come back to find the whole site has been rejiggered.

...this may take some getting used to. The tablet already dislikes it.

Big Mac and Luna squaring off in an illegal luchadore ring, complete with masks, spandex, and silly names.

Twilight "hypochondriac" Sparkle discovering that ambient radiation from magic use causes inevitable insanity.
...in non-unicorns.

Why is this pony smiling? And what's that gibbering sound?

Cutie Marxists.

The Ponyville Exclusion Zone

Blueblood: Ruler for a Day.

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Once In a Blue Moon: Next chapter is going to be another interlude, and is about 75% complete, pre-editing. I may delay release until I've got the chapter after it written, polished, and in the pipe, as this one is, well... let's just say it ends on a cliffhanger that may cause a spike in sales of laundry detergent and emergency pants.

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So, to say that I am pleasantly surprised by the response to By Celestia's Beard! is an understatement. I had originally meant the story as a silly one-off to break the fingers in again after a long period of writing nothing more interesting than daily reports for my day job.

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Oh god what is this I don't even...

EDIT: I think the only way this could get even more insane is if I were drunk while writing the rest of it.

EDIT^2: On that note, let me pour myself a drink...

Edit The Third: have a thing that is currently in the approval hopper, awaiting general release.
I'm going to bed now, if I can stop giggling madly for more than two minutes.

Hey folks.

First, I ask your forgiveness for the lack of updates to "Once In a Blue Moon" and "Spectrum of the Sky." There have been a number of changes for me in the past few months, and it has taken some time for me to settle into the new lifestyle.

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So, today, I changed my FIMFic username, and the pen name I have over on that other fanfiction site. Why?

Simple; THIS.

I sympathize with Device Heretic's plight in this. I've been bitten by old writings of mine in the past (you don't even want to know what I wrote for alt.barney.dinosaur.die.die.die back in the day), and I decided it was wise to change up and obfuscate my true identity for several reasons:

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Apologies for delays. I've got a good chunk of the next chapter for Once in a Blue Moon done, I just need to finish it up and put some polish on it. Spectrum of the Sky's next installment is also forthcoming, but it's a little slower going.

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