No.

Gonna try this whole writing thing again.

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

I'm a linguist. I like ambiguity more than most people.

"If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead and rotten, either write things worth reading, or do things worth the writing." – Benjamin Franklin

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

"In this world, Elwood, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant." Well for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant.

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

Writer of One-shots. Dabbler of Genres. Altogether too slow for her own good.

World's Sexiest Fanfic Writer, Self-Proclaimed

There are a few Jakes on this website. I'm the ginger one.

I love meeting new people, but they terrify me.

A casual MLP fan artist

Canadian. Enjoys writing... and loaths it at the same time. Enjoys reading, animals, games, nighttime, family, nature, and turning little cousins into personal minions. Is a procrastinator.

Feel free to contact me about whatever.

Silly Celestia, princesses are for kissing!

I promise nothing and deliver less. More than what you expect, but less than you might've hoped...

Very occasionally, I post pony stories. Twilight Sparkle is the best pony. I drink my tea with milk, no sugar. Those would be the important bits.

Serving the community with mobile fireplace rentals since November, 2014.

Was that me? Or was it... somepony else?

I'm a mysterious man with a large Viewer list, despite being very self critical of my work. Looking to write professionally someday.

CvBrony here, you can call me Cv ("cee vee"). My wife poked me hard enough to try the show, and a bit later, here I am. Now with Patreon!

I am an owl driving a surprisingly sophisticated human robot.

My name is Foxxy. I'm a multitalent; I like to write and draw too! You can find my art of DeviantArt: http://twilightflopple.deviantart.com

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fan of all things weird. professional idiot. self-proclaimed good-vibes bearer.

Don't be a stranger now. I won't bite.