pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

All my things are horse things!

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

I shall deconstruct, make fun, and parody everything in existence. And whether you like it or not, I don't care.

"We are all born mad. Some remain so." -Estragon, Waiting for Godot

Thunder Dash is my name, and writing is my game. (Sorry no, that's incorrect, it's actually music). But I do enjoy writing on the side.

Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.

I should probably put something here, shouldn't I?

This is a superfluous feature and you should feel superfluous.

8000 soldiers!

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!

Complete AppleDash fanatic!

DeiStar

Yep.

Everyday writer for your needs.

Your soul shall be mine...

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Also known as HUE JACKMAN! And more recently, Blaasz. My twitter: https://twitter.com/Blaaszz