I've been trying to get off this ride for a quarter of my life.

Now witness the power of this filly armed and operational battlestation.

Hobby writer and potentially a complete future one aswell!

I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

I'm still alive, don't worry.

A guy who loves mysteries, wrestling, my little pony and food that's bad for you.

Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of pony procreation...

🖤 i eat children 🖤

Princess Luna is the best princess and Nightmare Moon is the best queen.

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

I also have a SubscribeStar, because Patreon nuked me. Lesson? Do not trust Patreon.

Because "fantasy erotica" sounds better than "cartoon horse porn."

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

'It's not about if you win or lose. Sometimes it's about how many pages you add to the rulebook.'