Writer of Macro/Micro porn, rampages, and adventure. I take... some requests. Within reason. I try to be a good man.

Let ideas and all speech be free. I will respect your ideas, your characters, your ponies. Feel free to ask me anything!

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

Greetings, I am comrade Stalin, a man with swag and a giant spoon who smokes weed, here to make fan-fictions like dumb shitposts, random crossovers, and references. Enjoy the show, and stay swaggy.

I came, I saw, I got turned into a Brony. Tumblr link http://xeno-the-sharp-tongue.tumblr.com/

I'm just a simple, southern man that loves ponies, Star Wars, ridiculousness, and adorable things. I'm also an ex-Navy nuclear machinists mate, and life long martial artist.

"Wisdom is a circle. What you receive, you must give back... "

Gone For Good

*Insert poetic irony here*

A writer who writes things.

Yottall Ton Ciddors

Some men just want to watch the world burn. Me? I'll be standing at a safe distance with a marshmallow on a stick

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

If you find an instance of me being wrong, that's non-canon.

Rarity, a splendid art | pronouns

Better than Nicholas Sparks. Probably. Probably not. Also has a thing for Queen Chrysalis. Can't Explain Why.

Damn, I wish I could read.

Just your average british lad. I write things for a living. It’s the strangest living you’ll ever find, second only to my inability to take myself off of the grid.

The world is full of strange people. I'm one of them.