Reads at the speed of lightning. Writes at the speed of molasses.
Don't bother following me. I'm just your regular reader. I won't post any stories. Unless I do. But most likely I won't.
I'm a Youtube entertainer who does dramatic reading of fan fiction, among other things!
Proficient writer at a technical level. Lover of world-building. Always striving to improve.
The Goal... 200+ mph in the Standing Mile. To Tartarus with academy records, I want to hold a Land Speed Record.
An avid alliterator, videogame addict, anime enthusiast, ocassional writer, procrastinator extraordinaire, and lover of stories at your service.
Someone who seriously needs to delete what they've written and do it again.
I am the bologna with your bread, the ham in your sandwich, and your turkey on rye—deliciously sweet and offering varied simple tastes.
Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.
Don't hate the approver, love the adorable RariFace and squishy cheeks.
Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.