Reads at the speed of lightning. Writes at the speed of molasses.
I don't really wanna drive home... but as soon as I arrive home, I've moved on... Somethings in life are too simple...
All my stories end with the word "gullible." No really, check them out!
I have two sides to me.. choose wisely. I love evrypony!!! <3333333
I mostly just read fanfiction. Occasionally I write my own horse words. They're decent enough.
Just an average writer of fanfics. My archenemy: Procrastination.
All the world is indeed a stage, and we are merely players, performers, and portrayers; each anothers audience outside the gilded cage.
I'm here because this reminds me of a better, simpler time. I think there is something else I should really be doing right now. Noblese Oblige.
A jack of all trades and master of none. I occasionally smack at my keyboard and mediocre fanfics come out.
Just an old school hybrid spaceship/pony writing some stories.
Author of "Filly Fooling," "Cuddling," and "Spread."
Put the cart before the horse, mix things up, and look at them in a different way.
I am just a simple thinker, though some call me mad.
I travel space and time, searching for perfection, for safety, and for purpose. I may never find it, and I may get lost, but the important part is the journey, not the destination. Enjoy it or remiss.
If anyone wants to send me any fan art or cover art, send it to my deviant art page, I would love some fan art. Other Name RIspy5655. My Editor is PinkieLunaShy, for all the stories.
...can I even call myself this if I quit smoking years ago?
"Writing is easy. All you do is stare at a blank sheet of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead." ~Gene Fowler
;A not so average unit armorer in the US Army. Also the hazmat, ammo handler, fueler, and occasionally mechanic UPDATE: Soon to be medically retired. Waiting to die. UPDATE: Retired now