Greetings! If you are here, it's probably because I followed you, favourited one of your stories, and/or commented on your story and/or user page, and you are here to either thank me or blast my page with insults for whatever reason. Don't bother following me. It will be very unlikely that you end up here because I posted a story that you liked. Because most likely I won't write any stories. Like, ever. Unless I do. I dunno how I work, leave me alone. So, enjoy this useless piece of internet and do whatever you want with it. Seriously, I won't care. Like, ever. Don't trip or anything!
Also, one more thing: I watch people a lot. Seriously. I'm creepy like that. And if I follow you, I'll most likely favourite your stories. If I like them. Which is highly probable. Unless it isn't. Just trying to say that my username will pop up on your feed from time to time. No problem, right? I'll be quiet as a mouse. Now get out of my shed. I mean, my page.