I finally figured out how to put this thing on my profile. This is the best thing to happen to me since Princess Celestia teleported me to Equestria so that I could romance her student and sister.

I am a new Writer and also into a lot of different types of stories both dark and light I am also Bisexual and love making new Friends.

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I am a fanfic critic i will give your work a number from 1 to 200. But i will only mark your work if you have more then 10 fanfic storys

Being against evil doesn't make you good.

Otherwise known as Alastor Deer Daddy~

"Jimmy Hook's the Name, Transformations is my Game" (Victim of The Cursed Gift since September 2016)

The fuck are you looking at, Arse-face?

Bow down before your queen of quirky rainbowness!

Hello everypony! My name is Sarah Dino Runnerhoof! I LOVE reading stories about MLP, loves cats, dinosaurs, chocolate milk, being cute, kind, and silly! I am on a robotics team.

I write so that one day I may finally stop writing and be free, but these damn new ideas keep finding ways into my brain. I need to write more to vent them out!

Real Name: Cadaver Charles Sanders.

If I cold begin to be half of what you think of me I could do about anything I could even learn how to love like you.

Hello everyone! It's story time! God bless you! | Christian, Female, Early 20's, British, Straight, Single. Birthday: Feb 13. Profile pic: pmbsakura37.

A human who was thrown from his world and brought to equestria as a pony dragon hybrid. I will use the powers I have gained to protect everyone as the bearer of the element of darkness

I am everything you've ever feared, disguised as a derpy little pony.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

A calm collective individual who loves a lot of things, but can be difficult to deal with, and wants help with my stories.

No squealing and remember that it's all in your head

Clone 16 in the Order of Makuta, True Herald of Makuta Prime, High Emperor and Supreme Leader/Supreme Commander/Grand Admiral of all Makutan forces.

"Pulling a Mordecai" (verb) - The act of never making a move, while at the same time, not knowing what to do with your hands.

Can't write Just read.

"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect🐴Ponk & GlimGlam are best ponies🐴Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!