A man who doesn't write half of his stories half as often as he should like, and writes less than half of them half as well as they deserve.

<== Razz is taking pics of my butt again

If you close your eyes, it's like nothing's ever changed.

Just a simple brony out to write and read some good stories. Always up for a chat, and loving my lifestyle!

They're gonna mess up my FUCKING TOMATOES.

My name is Emerald Oracle. I'm what some say a 'Jack-of-all-trades' when it comes to the arts. I can draw, write, sculpt and photograph. I'm not the best, but I now what I'm doing.

Making a game, writing a book, doing a screenplay, writing a fanfic, nothing is beneath this pleb!

irresistible

Just an average brony, check me out if you got time.

Commissions currently OPEN

I'm a guy named Dumb who occasionally gets his derriere in gear and writes HiE epics involving space, Gods, and other silly nonsense. Also edits/reviews stories, for those who are looking for that.

80% Sarcasm, 10% Sex Jokes and 10% Unknown Materials...

Enjoy-er of comedy, liker of Human X Pony (and Human X Anthro), and lover of the most heinous of all fetishes: mutual enjoyment of consent sex!

I like me a good story, and bacon. Its all about dat bacon

"Cause who needs a background?"

Gamer, Anime Fanatic, Casual Fan of Horses and Men. Viewer of various shenanigans. Writer of things that really should come easier to him.

Ascensionem Per Imaginatio

Story Approver and formerly sometimes writer. PM me if you have a Story-related question.

*SPOILERS* ;)

As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.

It took me two and a half years to update this status, securing my continued reign of as recipient of the Slowest Writer Award.

For long I have been watching from the shedows but no more now it's my time

I have ideas for stories with either crossovers with other shows or non-crossovers, so if you don't know what else to write about then pm or leave a comment and we'll discuss things

I am a fan of Anthro and Human stories I also write them

Brony, LoL player, Dota player, WC3 map modder, TF2 player--just a few things I have been/am in my life.