I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Mares are cute. They are also fluffy. I want to pet the pretty mares and give them snuggles.

Hello! I am Ceehoff, and as you see, I'm the author of "Equestria's First Human". Welcome to my FimFiction page! Here, you can read the other stories I have written other than EFH. Enjoy your stay!

I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes; HEY!

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

Too much to write; too little time

Bushfires, floods, cyclones and drought. All at the same time. Australia is trying to kill us all.

"How hard can rocket science be anyway?"

Better than Nicholas Sparks. Probably. Probably not. Also has a thing for Queen Chrysalis. Can't Explain Why.

Just some random guy. [Retired]

I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.

She's just the dirty-by-trade tomboy.

Kissy honses

I want to share a little story... (May post bio later...)

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't