Don't you have somewhere better to be?

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

A groovy mystery, gang.

okay now kiss!

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

Ceci n'est pas un cheval.

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

Very occasionally, I post pony stories. Twilight Sparkle is the best pony. I drink my tea with milk, no sugar. Those would be the important bits.

time is a crime

Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln

Lecturer by day, pony word peddler by night.

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

the wankstain formerly known as Chromosome

A lover of fiction, especially ponies, and sometimes even pony fiction. Because not ALL fanfiction is terrible rubbish. Not all....

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

A quiet, crazy Yank who is also a hopeless romantic and eternal optimist. ... Yeah, that just about covers it.

Moose lips sink ships!

My head is full of pony.

loves tiaras.