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"Be good to yourself, because nobody else has the power to make you happy."

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Fluttershy and Angel Bunny are saved from certain death by an unknown force, but it's identity might not be so unfamiliar after all. Especially to Angel, to whom it offers some sage advice...

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Spoiled Rich wakes up early one merry Hearth's Warming Eve. Later, she goes to bed. SPOILER ALERT: She learns absolutely nothing about 'redemption' or 'the true meaning of the holidays'.


This story is not connected with anything else I wrote, it is purely a Christmas one-shot to thank all my followers for sticking with me this far. So... thanks guys!

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After Filthy's divorce to Spoiled finally came through, the poor mare is left penniless and friendless in a seedy motel room. On Hearth's Warming Eve, too. But then, she gets a surprise... a sequel to two other fics.

And here are the links to them: Filthy Rich Gets Divorced! (Almost) and Filthy Rich IS Divorced! . Read these first please (in that order). I would.

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Pinkie invites all of her friends to Sugarcube Corner for a special celebration before Hearth's Warming. Great! Then, they find out she's going to be serving a turkey. Not so great.

Does this even make any kind of sense? Probably not. But it's Pinkie, so I guess anything goes.

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After an unfortunate accident, a bedbound Spike is enjoying the experience of being pampered so much it's almost like he doesn't want to get better. Perhaps what he needs is a little persuasion, curtesy of an unlikely source...

Hopefully, for Twilight's sake, sooner rather than later.

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A Cozy Glow-hating brony is fooled by the nefarious filly herself into switching bodies, now he's the one locked in Tartarus while she's causing havoc in his world. Uh-oh. Also, nopony believes him... because he's Cozy Glow. Makes perfect sense.

Get ready for a wild, weird ride.

Featured from 9/11/18 to 12/11/18

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Yona and Starlight Glimmer. The two greatest snorers in Ponyville history. The big question is though: who's the loudest? Well, thanks to the machinations of a meddlesome magician called Trixie, we're about to find out.

Earmuffs at the ready..

Featured 27/9/18 to 28/9/18.

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Possible SPOILERS. Sick of life behind bars at Tartarus, Cozy Glow gets an unexpected visitor in the shape of former bully Diamond Tiara. Their conversation is interesting to say the least, and is documented here for posterity (and future evidence).

Featured on 11/9/18. It's true.

Cover credit to Squipy-Cheetah at Deviant Art.

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Takes place directly after School Raze, so SPOILERS. After being joined in imprisonment at Tartarus with his pen-pal Cozy Glow, it isn't too long before Tirek finds himself on the run again. The question is though, is he safer free, or in a steel cage?

That remains to be seen.

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Warning: spoilers for the episode Father Knows Beast. Having apparently been reunited with his long lost dad, Spike is about to celebrate! Twilight isn't quite so certain though, and decides that's there's only one way to be absolutely sure...

Clue: It involves the 'magic' of science.

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