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Yona and Starlight Glimmer. The two greatest snorers in Ponyville history. The big question is though: who's the loudest? Well, thanks to the machinations of a meddlesome magician called Trixie, we're about to find out.
Earmuffs at the ready..
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It is only because it's quarter after five and I have the fortitude of a Yak that I didn't cackle through the whole thing.
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Well, better than snoring all the way through it I suppose. Thanks for reading, and glad you enjoyed it!
...What did Starlight do to Cozy? Or is this a reference to the season 8 finale?
They should make this into an episode!
Thanks for sharing this with us. It was really funny.
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Failed to see she was a bit crazy?
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Thanks for reading!
This is worthy of animation!
This was hilarious. I only wish I could see this in animated form
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Hasbro? Are you listening? If you meet my terms, we could be in business...
Heh, Starlight should see an otorhinolaryngologist (say that 3 times fast) for her snoring problem. It COULD cause hypoxia, you know.
The obvious sequel is Starlight being invited to Yakyakistan to participate in their national championship.
But... Cinnimon comes from bark, not nuts.
Wait, le me go check my arborealist literature...
No, cinnimon trees don't have nuts.
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Thanks for adding to my ever expanding vocabulary. As soon as I get the chance to utilise those words in everyday life, I'll be sure to let you know.
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Perhaps. Do you think she would 'blow' away the competition?
They're called cinnamon nuts in the show, so that's the term I used. Simple as that.
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Cinnamon nuts are any variety of nuts that are baked or fried coated with a layer of cinnamon and other spices. You can get them at snack stands just about anywhere that has snack stands. Almonds seem to be the most common.
Here's a recipe for almonds and here's one for walnuts.
This story is very good.
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Thank you!
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I already contacted them and they said they’re interested. You should be receiving a message either later today or sometime tomorrow.
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It’s true. Whether or not anything actually happens is beyond my control.
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We'll see. I await tomorrow with keen interest. Not to worry though, I won't forget my good friends on here if I rise to the top...
Waaaaaiiit....Starlight beat out a yak?!
Why do I find that both hilarious and unbelievable...?
Still, great story! I loved it!!! Lol
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It was a close contest indeed, but from what I hear Starlight pipped her opponent to the title by a couple of decibels. I wanted to see it for myself, but alas my tickets turned out to be forgeries. Those darn scalpers...
Amazing what you can accomplish if you just believe in yourself...and have a terrible breathing problem that due to the amazing complexity of biology can only be truly appreciated when you are actively unconscious.
Funny thing is that Starlight never had the snoring problem in the other times we have seen her sleeping. They made a fake problem she never had just for this one episode. And we will never her anything about it again.
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It might just be in just this episode, but that still makes it officially canon. The same with the episode featuring Yona's snoring. This is why I came up with the idea of combining the two... and here we are.
But yak still most adorable!
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No argument here...
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To be fair, Cozy WAS very good at hiding her craziness, at least to the ponies.
And she was good enough for us watching that we could never be sure of what her true goals were, just that they were bad.
I'm surprised that Pinkie wasn't mentioned, considering how much she loves Yak culture.
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That's true, but considering the guilt Starlight now feels about a lot of her past, I wouldn't be surprised if she did take this to heart more than she should...
And I'm not sure Pinkie loves all aspects of Yak culture, only the yovidaphone... I don't see her getting into the whole 'destroy everything for the sake of it' idea somehow, and snoring is perhaps another aspect of it she can't work up much enthusiasm for.
It's not Friendship University. It's TSF (Twilight's School of Friendship), FU was what Flim and Flam had in Las Pegasus.
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[quote"Didn't you see Yona's face afterwards, during the presentation ceremony, after the university had ceased crumbling from all the excess noise? school
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As stated in the episode Friendship University. Flim Flam's school was called "Friendship University", and was marketed as the "only university of friendship."
That said, this was pretty funny. Definitely getting an upvote and a fav.
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Either that or she just can't snore it up with the Yaks. With how she's 90% frosting by volume, I'd be surprised if she could get a good snore started.
That or the yak's worried about no strong contenders for snoring championships was because Pinks is a seriously weak snorer.
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Oh, I guess that makes sense in hindsight.
It's raining, it's pouring, the young yak is snoring...
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The story has now been edited for your perusal. Hurray!
And as soon the Pinkster finds out the yaks are masters of upside-down cake, I'm sure she'll be rushing down to Yakyakistan like a... yak in heat(?)
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Indeed. And I've actually tried cinnamon nuts before, they're rather delish even if I say so myself...
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Storms ALWAYS wake me up. Lucky Yona...
Just plain silly. Loved it.
Well, this was fun.
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Sweet, definitely a fun read a second time around.
Have a few cookies.
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Starlight and Trixie are going to be friends for life after all of this.
3rd reread. Still loving it.
Earplugs ready.
Think she's the champion now?
Well this was fun.
Amusing. Also would they have the phrase 'wild horses'?
Though as a note, at least in humans that level of snoring is usually associated with sleep apnea, which makes one easier to wake as it restricts or even cuts off one's airflow. Speaking from personal experience.