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deadpansnarker


"Be good to yourself, because nobody else has the power to make you happy."

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An alternate take on events during Hearts And Hooves Day, where after they drink the love potion, Cheerilee and Big Mac take things just a little too far.

And by 'a little', of course I mean 'a lot'.

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This story is a sequel to Celestabellebethabelle


After the unfortunately unproductive visit of one Celestabellethabelle, cosmic forces being what they are have decided to deposit another unwelcome visitor in Equestria. Now it's Twilight and friends that are sent out to meet them. Those poor fools.

One for Star Vs The Forces Of Evil fans, or lovers of insane crossovers. A big thanks to Anonpencil, who was kind enough to give me permission to write a sort-of sequel to his masterpiece. :raritystarry:

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After Diamond Tiara's first two experiences delivering big news to her parents, you'd think that'll be it. But, nope... she has yet another bombshell to drop, and this time Spoiled Rich isn't going to take it lying down.

Sequel to Diamond Tiara's Shock Announcement and Diamond Tiara's Second Shock Announcement: Better Luck This Time. It's probably best if you read those ones first, or you might be slightly lost.

A fourth sequel is here... just waiting to be read...

Featured from 7/11/17 to 9/11/17. Thanks everyone!

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Two mysterious ponies brave a scary mansion with an unspeakable evil inside on Nightmare Night, to grab an unspecified treasure. The characters tags are blank for a reason... don't want to ruin the surprise, do I?

If you feel a distinct itching while reading this ghoulish tale, then try not to worry... that's still your skin crawling. Or maybe, you need to take a soothing lavender bubble bath.

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Celestia is totally exhausted working hard day in day out, and eventually decides to use magic to get herself some much-needed rest. The spell she uses is a mite too powerful though, and isn't she in for a shock when she wakes up...

Commissioned by someone who wants to remain anonymous. Thanks for the idea though, dude!

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After the events of Secrets And Pies, you'd think everything would return to normal. But alas, Rainbow Dash's thoughtless actions are about to have huge ramifications for the health of the nation.

Possible follow-up to the most recent episode. Maybe.

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It's Family Appreciation Day once again, and Scootaloo's aunts/parents are making their long awaited debut. Unfortunately, their arrival coincides with Filthy and Spoiled Rich's presentation and, well...

Read it, and find out.

Cover image belongs to the talented Pixelkitties[

FEATURED FROM 14/10/17 TO 17/10/17

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Why does Kettle Corn love painting circular shapes so much, as seen in the episode 'Marks And Recreation'? Here's my somewhat poignant take on the reasons behind her infatuation with all things circle-related. Don't forget to bring tissues...

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We haven't really seen much of Diamond Tiara recently, have we? Let's get a sneak peek of her diary to see what she's been up to, I won't tell her if you don't. Written to commemorate two years since Crusaders Of The Last Mark aired.

I may continue this at some point in the future. Let's see how well it does...

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Pinkie discovers to her surprise and joy that the Cakes have named a new product after her, but Rainbow doesn't think it'll sell. Who's right? After numerous misadventures, we might just be able to find out.

Anyone who gets diabetes from reading this, I take no responsibility whatsoever.

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