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"Be good to yourself, because nobody else has the power to make you happy."

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After the events of Molt Down, Spike's friends have thrown a big surprise party in honour of his new wings, and everypony is so pleased for him! There is one guest there who isn't so happy, though. Time for a little heart-to-heart...

Contains spoilers for the latest episode, obviously.

Featured from 27-28 May 2018

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Twilight awakens one morning with an odd tic: she can't stop talking in cliches and phrases. All this, on the eve of a big speech in Canterlot, too. Starlight tries to help, but might her magical 'remedy' cause more problems than it solves?

Created as a companion piece to Twilight And Friends Can't Stop Rhyming, but this is just a bit longer.

Featured from 25/5/18 to 26/5/18. Yippee!

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Straight after the events of The Break Up Break Down, Discord and Spike take a little stroll to Fluttershy's, where the draconequus has something very important to tell her. But just outside her front door, he hears something quite unsettling...

I wonder what it could be now?

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Follow up to the episode Non-Compete Clause. It's Teacher Of The Month time again, and now Applejack and Rainbow look to have a shot. But once Twilight and co find out the extent of the duelling duo's antics to earn their nominations, what'll happen?

Who knows. But read on to find out.

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After many hurdles and pitfalls along the way, a very special day has finally arrived for Diamond Tiara. It wouldn't be complete though, without an unwelcome appearance from a certain someone, who might be about to make her an offer she can't refuse.

A sequel to (wait for it) Diamond Tiara's Shock Announcement ,Diamond Tiara's Second Shock Announcement: Better Luck This Time and Diamond Tiara's Shock Announcement, Third Time's The Charm . Reading those in order before this is highly recommended (as well as hopefully, a lot of fun).

Featured from May 14-15 2018. Much appreciated!

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Seeing as how the Friendship Map is pretty much summoning everyone to solve problems these days, why not give a chance to the most unlikely candidate you can possibly think of? How about... Gummy, for instance? Set straight after The Parent Map.

Because, you know, continuity.

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After the events of 'Grannies Gone Wild', a somewhat outraged Granny Smith disembarks to give her overprotective grandchild Applejack a piece of her mind. How will this encounter unfold? Well, that's what you're here to find out, isn't it?

And you've come to the right place!

Featured, albeit briefly, on 19/4/18

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After returning from a long trip away, Twilight and co are somewhat surprised to discover Spike's hitherto unknown interest in stand-up comedy. But as he 'roasts' each one of them in turn, is everything as it appears to be?

Hmm... I wonder.

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After the events Of Fake It 'Til You Make It, Fluttershy has to say farewell to three very special 'friends'. But do they actually want to say goodbye?

Set directly after the most recent episode. Of course.

Featured from 8/4/18 to 10/4/18. Thanks all!

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After an unfortunate accident, Spoiled Rich wakes up thinking she's her old self before her marriage to Filthy, and boy isn't she different. The whole town is shaken up in the process, and Diamond is about to uncover some long lost family secrets...

Featured Nov 16th-18th 2017

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