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"Be good to yourself, because nobody else has the power to make you happy."

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Spoiled Rich wakes up early one merry Hearth's Warming Eve. Later, she goes to bed. SPOILER ALERT: She learns absolutely nothing about 'redemption' or 'the true meaning of the holidays'.


This story is not connected with anything else I wrote, it is purely a Christmas one-shot to thank all my followers for sticking with me this far. So... thanks guys!

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Comments ( 15 )

What's a better Hearts Warming gift then packed bags?

I KNOW! A divorce document and full custody of the daughter to Filthy Rich!

I just got the idea of mailing Spoiled to the White House.
But then I just realized I don’t quite know who between the two would end up being punished as a result. Or God forbid they actually get along with each other

*shudders*

Perhaps some things are best left to the imagination.

Happy Holidays! ^_^

If Flim and Flam were more intelligent or perhaps just didn’t fear staying around Ponyville for too long they could make it big by handling all the lawsuits against Spoiled.

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I dunno, I think a pillow pressed firmly over her face while she's sleeping would be a present to all of Ponyville, if not Equestria.

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That's not a present that's a inevitability

You don't need silly songs, decrepit decorations or stuffing your face like a fat pig to be happy, all you require is money and beauty. Which, it goes without saying, I already have in abundance.

DO YOU WANT WINDIGOS? BECAUSE THAT IS HOW YOU GET WINDIGOS!

Ri2

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Not even the windigos can stand her.

Spoiled is so deluded it's not even funny. :applejackunsure: I think she just killed half my brain cells just from this some insight into her mind.:twilightoops:

Is there going to be anymore to this? I'd LOVE to see her reaction when she realizes Flithy Rich is packing up her belongings so she can get gone!:rainbowkiss:

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(The following common redacted by my good judgement and common sense.)

*Sigh* Spoiled BRIEFLY showed a mordicum of maternal concern...and then went to the spa instead of rushing to check on Diamond.

I'm not normally one for wife-beating, but Mother Teresa woulds smack this b*tch.

Good story, very funny.

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I’m guessing that’s a dumbass tweet he made?

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I just got a idea how about banish spoiled rich to Tartarus next to Tirek

Or mail her to king sombra and maybe storm king or queen chrysalis

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Not even flam and film want to be near spoiled rich

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I’d assume they would have Silver Shill or some other patsy deal with the client.

Comment posted by Twilight sparkle565 deleted Jul 5th, 2021
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