You will learn nothing of me by reading this, but you will read it all the same... You did didn't you? You sick monster.

Is that a Hermes Blastia converting massive quantities of aer into your pants... or are you just happy to see me?

"In all things, a calm heart must prevail." - Fawkes

Hey, that's pretty good.

A gamer who likes to write stories. My mind is like a mouse who... Whoa! That would be an interesting idea for a story!

Fiction reader. Now, also a writer.

Not much to say about me. Got a few stories on fanfiction and thats about it. First story was recieved well and I've only gotten better as I've made more.

There are about 170,000 other users with better and more ineresting things to look at than I do. What in blazes are you doing here?

Formerly Fimfiction Drama, and now under new management. Found juicy drama? Know of an event not yet covered? Let us know!

I'm just here to have fun, chat, or help.

I'm a pony playing the trombone. What more do you want? Well, I also write stuff sometimes.

I am the one who will shower the world in ponies and show all eternity to be in truth a single second within the wrath of time!

You can get your own story written or push a current story for more updates at his Patreon!

In weirdest day, in strangest night, no bad mood shall escape my sight, let those who cry in lonely spite, beware my shippings, Bronyparasite's might!

Two facts according to the internet. 1. Your mother is the largest object in the known universe. 2. Despite fact 1, everyone still slept with her for some reason.

Cthulhu, Discord, Sheogorath, Sithis. Welcome to the Madhouse. We have stories here. I never said they were good, but they are stories. I got displaced and things when I think of an idea I write it.

Howdy

eyy b0ss ken i habe a pizzapls?

If at first you don't succeed, use more Dynamite.

Everyone Needs A Creeper, A Personal Space And Privacy Grim Reaper. Also Hail Minty p.s. I'll steal yo gurl, yo husbund, yo house, yo cids, yo dawg, and yo side bae

Deep into that dorkness peering...

As a wise man once said, "Let's kill da ho. Beetch!!!"

English geek, yep, that's me. I just want to spead joy with my stories and make people smileand I'm only just realising how cheesy this sounds. Meh.

-I'm Molestia-

Hi there! I'ma real boy! And I like coton candy, lolipops, and ponies! Wooooooooooooooo! Send not for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for YOU. MUHAHAHA

Veteran, nerd, lover of Sci-Fi, and generaly angry black min. X box gamer tag: A Shiny Latias.

Just a fan who likes to share his ideas through stories that people seem to like.

Verbatim et lteratim

I like extending over multiple arts like drawing, playing music, and writing.

I enjoy smole horse words

A young man working his way through life and writing for fun.

Losing my mind, and proud of it!

British accents make everything 20% eviller~

HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN GONE!?!?!?