Property of Officer Hot-Pants.
a 21 year old mexican who likes ponies, gaming, and the occasional annoyance to the human mass
Serving the community with mobile fireplace rentals since November, 2014.
Retired writer of almost anything. Lover of RariDash and background ponies.
I'm from Fillydelphia. I discovered MLP during its third season. I have been enjoying reading a bunch of these fan fics about the characters and world.
Life isn't about waiting for the Storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the Rain.
Just your average Nine Inch Nails fan who occasionally writes horsewords and reviews.
I sometimes pretend I have a posting schedule other than "sometime soon."
A buttery apple. What? You expected actual information on me here?
There are 10 kinds of people in this world; those who can know binary, and those who don't
Message me if you would like to talk with me and I'll get back to you as soon as I can
Healing slowly..... And there might be times I show my real face
Hello! I don't know why you're here, but enjoy your stay none-the-less! I'm just a guy who likes ponies just a bit too much, so I read stories about them! Kaidan-senpai <3
The reason I write is to give the joy I would hold in for my self to others through a science they call writing, I am happy to see the delighted comments of those I have written for.
Your friendly neighborhood snuggle dragon (who just happens to be in Umbreon form at the moment)!
Near a tree by a river there's a hole in the ground.
"It's Meta. He hates everything. That's just his purpose; in denying it he would deny himself." -Officer Hot-Pants. "MetaKnight145, somewhat friendly misanthrope who lives on pornsites." -Mr. Grimdark
It's not about winning, it's about making sure no one else has fun
I'm not really a writer... I'm really just a programmer and a animator, just learning how to write.
Thank you to everyone who reads my stories,comment,and favorite. I appreciate all the support.
Greetings. Welcome to my humble page. If you like, please stay awhile. Listen to the aria of the past.
hi, i'm alex but i'm in college right now so im not going to log on too much lmao sorry
I worship Satan and write about ponies.
The art of writing is the art of discovering what you believe.
I am a girl who got into My Little Pony Friendship is Magic 7 years ago. And I've finally decided to try and write fanfics, so...yeah. That's about it. If you ever want to talk feel free to PM me.
"Perfectly Immoral Moral Person" and "Fantastical Explorer" I will not succumb to this hunger. Let these pages sate yours as well as mine. Also, I'd like longer eyelashesO_o
Your favorite jackass is back from the dead. be aware.