• Member Since 15th Oct, 2014
  • offline last seen Jun 18th, 2015

SunshineAndLollipops


I worship Satan and write about ponies.

May
4th
2015

I learned something this week. · 1:32am May 4th, 2015

Between finals, going through my dementia ridden Granddad's collection of 85 years worth of compulsive hoarding, and watching the mass autism storm over the flag stomping challenge, that big boxing fight thing, and social media addiction I have learned something.

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May
3rd
2015

Please sign and share this around... these people desperately need help... · 10:03pm May 3rd, 2015

Petition the American Psychological Association to Categorize Feminism as a Symptom of Mental Retardation.

These people suffer from mental retardation daily... but can't be institutionalized like they so desperately need.

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Apr
27th
2015

I'm back dearies~ · 9:30pm Apr 27th, 2015

Sorry, had to keep up with sKKKooling. My wonderful tale of magic and love and violant anal penetration will be up tonight!

Oh, and apparently my PM's are more broken than the god damned challanger, so I can't reply right now :(

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Apr
11th
2015

Get ready friends! · 9:47am Apr 11th, 2015

I spent all night crafting a wonderful story in the name of our father Lucifer! It's truly a wonderful display, over 2,000 words so far of nothing but the darkest acts of depravity imaginable, and I'm not even finished! I would finish it tonight but I have to sleep soon, and fap to sadist bondage material, but no worries! It should be finished tomorrow and here is a sneak peak! ( I know there are spelling and grammar errors, I'll fix them in the morning as well as try to find a proof reader

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Apr
11th
2015

Why we do what we do · 3:27am Apr 11th, 2015

If you ever wondered why is Satanists are always trying to take over the world it's this, and dental coverage.

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Apr
10th
2015

Kek :^) · 8:08pm Apr 10th, 2015

Banned from facebook. This site is my last standing satanic lair on social media.

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Apr
10th
2015

The Return · 6:00pm Apr 10th, 2015

After weeks of sexual devotion rites and steady prayer to the Dark Father Lucifer, he had given me multiple signs that are too grand to be mere coincidences. As such it is time to spread our unholy savior's black message to the heathens on this site and forge a ten thousand year Satanic-nudist Caliphate in Texas.

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Jan
7th
2015

Yo I'm back. For now at least. · 9:11pm Jan 7th, 2015

Got IRL shit figured out and my life doesn't suck. I'm going to be on here to tear shit up and spread the word of our Lord and Savior, Barack Obama and his Global-Socialist agenda. Stay 1984ever Comrades.

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Nov
5th
2014

Which would you all rather see? · 1:13am Nov 5th, 2014

Which pony should I evicerate in the good name of Satan next?

Rarity, Dinky, or Sweetie Belle?

All three isn't an answer.

Good Day and Satan Bless!

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Nov
1st
2014

Happy Halloween! · 4:00am Nov 1st, 2014

From a very drunk and lonely Sunshine and Lollipops

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