This must be the American dream :)

Hail Satan friends. May Lucifer bless each and every one of you.

Who wants to do one?

While I was not #Ready4Freddy or ready #4WhatTheFoxSays I got to live out my dream of being a rent-o-cop and being violently yiffed to death by a humanoid fox.

Although honestly in that situation I would just put an Iron bar over the door to the storage closet, order a pizza, get stoned and then watch them try to break out on the security camera.

You never know when that knowledge could... "cum" in handy.

Huehuehuehuehue...

...I'll see myself out.

Sorry about that. I was hiding from the cops. I'm back now and my fic should be uploaded either tonight or tomorrow.

Twilicorn on Derpy rape, torture and execution via muffins. About halfway done now and will be posted soon. I hope you all can appreciate it enough to warrant a celebratory BDSM orgy upon it's completion.