My friends call me Spectra! Everyone else says "Ah, how did this horse get in here!?"

Do I really look like a guy with a plan?

your body is a collection of beautifully complex systems and processes. are you really gonna use it to type something mean to a stranger?

I've heard that I write a pretty good story named Fallout: Equestria - Memories.

Property of Officer Hot-Pants.

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

Crushric, n. — A narcissistic masochist, a Southern gentleman, and snarky smartass. If you're looking for someone to disappoint you, he won't disappoint you.

haha rainbow machine go brrr

space is a waste

I type stories using my hands

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