"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Greetings, I am Merlos the Mad. I am a dabbler of both words and wizardry in my free time. I also invite you all to partake in my musings. Take care though, as they are the product of a madman.

"You think you know me..."

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

Giggle at the ghosties... alternatively, shoot them in the face.

The man without a plan.

Whosoever holds this blade, if they be worthy, shall be king of all England.

When faced with the evils of this world, happiness can give you the foundation to bear it, sadness gives you the wisdom to acknowledge it, and anger gives you the strength to oppose it!

Hello you horse lovers! I'm a pegasister who was forced into the fandom and refuses to leave! You guys all rock!

I'm here to help.

Sometimes it's the people no one imagines anything of, that do the things no one can imagine.

I'm 24 years old. I love MLP:FiM. I play video games. Don't know what else to say.

discord name: Non-binary Canadian Unicorn

Your friendly neighborhood mechanic / fanfic writer. Don't worry, I'm good at both! :D

I'm here to write my way into your hearts and infect your minds.

Hi!!

Muscle Cars are the best of cars.

I am a philosopher and spiritualist, I like to help others when I can.

Three of the biggest things about me: High anxiety, too much free time, too many interests. - Dr Cat Fiesh is my other alias.

Rise and rise again until the lambs become Lions

The Spider, The Myth, The Legend (Also Known as Big Ass Spider™)

Friendship don't always last, but the ones that do are the best!

i am an 18 year old with 15 years of pain locked behind a mask of joy.

Just a normal guy living a normal life, and that's all I could ever want

Doctor of particle physics who enjoys the technicolor cathorses. :P Co-wrote No Longer Displaced and No Longer Alone with Sober.

Wanna know what happens after a controversy fades away? Absolutely nothing, because it's gone.

Stifled word monk by day, barrel-riding warrior poet by night.

hello, I will give you ideas if you want.

My name is Clair, I absolutely love mlp, I love the MacDash ship. Along with FlutterBulk and FlashLight. Anyways feel free to message me. :)

Speak German to me

The rain cries at night

21 | Cancer | Creative/Fanfiction Writer | Hobbyist Artist | Singer/Musician | Mechanical Engineering Major | Hopeless Romantic |

I am looking for new Guardians to protect Equis. If you are willing to sacrifice your life to protect Ponykind, become a Guardian. This is Hunter GoldenWright, signing off.

I'm a young author from Equestria with plenty of ideas.

I'm a chef and an avid reader of all flavors, and perhaps one day I'll even get around to writing something. Want a recipe, Pony themed or not? Hit me up and I'll help you out!

[Retired]Hello and welcome to my page. I am blunt and honest, but also very critical. I normally keep to myself, but I do like to chat sometimes. Just don't say anything that would upset me, please.

A wise woman once said, " Fuck this shit." And she lived happily ever after

In the beginning, there was nothing. Then, God said, Let there be Star Trek!; and there was Star Trek. Then came all the cheap knock-offs of Star Trek; Like Star Wars.- Matthew Ropp

I'm CreepyPastaSalad and Sensuous Sonority on YouTube, and I perform audio readings.

I hav Autismᴴᴰ ヽ༼°ل͜°༽ﾉ

Good Sir Zuccington to my acquaintances

I am sort of an amateur writer but I love creative writing. Especially about topics that I love.

"Don't live life by the years, live life by how good each year is" -Kevin Pelletier (JibJibMonkey)

A reader looking for good stories.

Hello, and welcome to my page. The names Cookie, Cookie Enclopaedia and I draw pastel cartoon horses for the horse loving nerds of the internet.