The Spider, The Myth, The Legend (Also Known as Big Ass Spider™)
Selling out has never felt so dirty.
Because if there's an opportunity, no matter how small, to bitch at something, people will do so.
Author of the Commander Hurricane series (A Song of Storms), co-founder of the Price of Loyalty universe, and overall world building fanatic. Join my discord!
I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!
Death smiles at us all; all a man can do is smile back.
I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!
For his love of dog and the history of men was unparalleled.
God created man; now it is man's turn to create works of art.
"(The Cynical Brony would get arrested for) Complaining about other people's opinions in a coffee shop and ending up slapping the shit out of someone. " -The Hat Mann
I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes; HEY!
A Young Homosexual Alone in The Corner, Crying – Suttree, Cormac McCarthy.
I'm posting some of my stories from the /fb/ general on /mlp/ and I'll be writing some other stuff from time to time.
I write imaginary stories about cartoon horses.
An older gentleman who happened to stumble across this site by accident. Animation Fan, enjoys a show about candy-colored ponies and cartoons, in general.
All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.
The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™
We writers do not speak. We do not hear. We have no songs. We have no pictures. We only have scripture. From words we bring images. From words we bring emotion. From words we bring life.
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"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5
I write poni. I am easily distracted. I like Oreos.
Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.
A thoroughly average Joe with an off color sense of humor.
the caliphate's pretty cool [hr] [11:22:47 PM] RainbowBob: I like this Jenkins guy [hr] [6:34:14 PM] Klael Cullinan: Why is it when I'm drunk I relate to you more?