"How efficiently inefficient of you." - Typoglyphic

Life is an endless nightmare. When you think you've awoken, look closely.

The world's greatest... eh... I'll get to it later.

No longer relevant.

80% Sarcasm, 10% Sex Jokes and 10% Unknown Materials...

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

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Hello! I am Ceehoff, and as you see, I'm the author of "Equestria's First Human". Welcome to my FimFiction page! Here, you can read the other stories I have written other than EFH. Enjoy your stay!

"You're so vanilla!" "You're like the Fairy Bread of Australia!" Anonpencil - 2019