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"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect🐴Ponk & GlimGlam are best ponies🐴Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!

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Greetings, ponies! I am the mighty Zalgo, and I ooze from across the void to bring you an important message!


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Hello, dearest readers! 'Tis I, Discord, your host.
And I'm sure that round now is when you could use most
Some holiday cheer, to distract from the madness,
Well, fear not! For with humor, I'll banish your sadness.

Yes indeed, I'll relate in this Hearth's Warming Story
How I flattened and plasticized Sweet Mi Amore.
Worry not--I'm no monster--there indeed was a reason
I turned Princess Cadenza to beads: 'twasn't treason.
No I had a fair plan transmogrifying her so,
Now read on! To discover my logic below!

First chapter published on Hearth's Warming Eve
Last chapter published on Hearth's Warming Day


Thanks Andrew for making Heartbutt.

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Pinkie Pie meets death under somewhat unusual circumstances. May contain extremely lame puns. May also contain Mort.

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You get a letter from your best friend, but it's not exactly what you were hoping for.


Started for the "Most Dangerous Game" contest, but not finished until now.

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Sweetie Belle literally goes to Tartarus and back in an effort to find her favorite socks. Location of socks will be revealed in thousandth chapter. In the meantime, please leave suggestions for where Sweetie should look next in the comments.

This is totally just 4:00AM anti-writer's block fluff.
Sufjan Stevens

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...Stocks, Talks, Vox, Walks, Woks |A growing series of vignettes ostensibly centered around Rainbow Dash, except not always.


A hearty thank you to my Patreon patrons Singularity Dream, ocalhoun, and Littlecolt!

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Pinkie somehow knows that there are free donuts to be had in the human world, and convinces Twilight Sparkle to send her there. It goes downhill after that.


A new chapter published every September 19th on Talk Like a Pirate Day.

On Hiatus until next TLaPD

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A Double Feature written for the Famous Last Words write-off:

Alawst King Do(ne): Daring Do reflects on a life of adventuring and the toll it's taken on her. [Personal Tragedy]

Generations: Posey, Sparkler, and Sassaflash vie to win Jeopardy. But trouble is afoot behind the scenes! [Fluff]

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When you've built your life around crusading, how do you live when the war's called off?


For more of Shimmer Song and Clair de Lune, check out The Times They Are A Changeling


A hearty thank you to my Patreon patrons Singularity Dream, ocalhoun, and Littlecolt!

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