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Super Trampoline


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I know you'll win this time, Cadance. I don't really care. I don't even care what happens to my pet Chrysalis. You see, I'm just in this round for kicks. I play a long, long game.


And in the end, you lose.
(Tilt your screen for a surprise)

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Believe it or not, sometimes Ponyville has normal days. On those days, Pinkie talks to ponies. Because while she might know everypony in Ponyville, does she really know them on a personal level? No? That won't do. So she talks to ponies.


A low key exploration of subtle world building through dialogue. Begins two weeks and three days after S1E1 and goes from there. Updates every some even days of the month. I'll gladly take character or topic suggestions. Also, if you click on the cover art, it moves.

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What’s it like to be trapped in stone? Well, buckle up, because you're about to have a heart-to-heart with the king of chaos himself, and it ain’t pretty.


To read the story without layers formatting (recommended for mobile phones and small tablets), go HERE

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Luna's last letter let her let her love-laden lamentations live.


Inspired by a chat/brainstorm with Closer-To-The-Sun on the way back from EFNW. And of course, the awesome song by The Who.

Twilight's Library approved.

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After Bon Bon reveals some ...rather unsettling information, she gets thrown in jail. Lyra pays her a visit. Too bad they won't let her post bail.


For those who asked, a single-color text version can be found HEREThe Mare declares I can't link to unpublished stories anymore. Now in blog form.

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A fling for the ages, a romance for the aeons, a love that lasts forever: it's the end of the universe, and Twilight is getting married.

An expansion of this chapter of this story.


A hearty thank you to my Patreon patrons Singularity Dream, ocalhoun, and Littlecolt!

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The wind rustles these windowsill petunias.

It's summer, which means I will never teach another child, because I am dying. What's Twilight have to say about it?


Part of the Petunia Cycle

1. Romance
2. Tragedy
3. Sad
4. Dark
5. Comedy
6. Random
7. Crossover
8. Adventure
9. Slice of Life
10. Alternate Universe
11. Human
12. Anthro

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Look, trust me, sitting on Celestia's nightstand isn't all it's cracked up to be.


Inspired by THIS picture, itself inspired by an excellent story by the inimitable Skywriter.


Part of the Petunia Cycle

1. Romance
2. Tragedy
3. Sad
4. Dark
5. Comedy
6. Random
7. Crossover
8. Adventure
9. Slice of Life
10. Alternate Universe
11. Human
12. Anthro

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A wind in the petunias is among my father and I's last shared memories.

My name is Lily Valley, and doctors tell me I suffer from anxiety disorder. Gardening helps me feel better, which is why I'm such a good gardener. I already got my cutie mark a year ago, and I'm only eleven! Now I just gotta write this stupid essay.


Part of the Petunia Cycle

1. Romance
2. Tragedy
3. Sad
4. Dark
5. Comedy
6. Random
7. Crossover
8. Adventure
9. Slice of Life
10. Alternate Universe
11. Human
12. Anthro

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The wind rustles these newly-planted petunias.

I was tending to them today, when the most peculiar creature popped into my garden. We were both quite shocked.


Part of the Petunia Cycle

1. Romance
2. Tragedy
3. Sad
4. Dark
5. Comedy
6. Random
7. Crossover
8. Adventure
9. Slice of Life
10. Alternate Universe
11. Human
12. Anthro

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