This story is a sequel to Twilight Sparkle Drinks Tea

Rainbow Dash is in cloud jail for blowing up the weather factory. That doesn't mean she can't run a bustling drug empire though. Except it does. Expect mangoes, crawdads, coat hangers, paper towel rolls, and retcons. And office furniture rentals.

PRAISE FOR THE STORY:
"This is a great example of 'Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.' Super has mentioned his lack of focus in recent blog posts; if this is all he is capable of writing right now, maybe he shouldn't be writing." ~Super Trampoline

A hearty thank you to my Patreon patrons Singularity Dream, ocalhoun, and Littlecolt! This story, being not very good, is not a Patreon story.

Twilight Sparkle drinks tea, but feels deeply uncomfortable. You will too, if you read this story, or if you ride on a bicycle for too long, or if you are hairy and have to pull a band-aid off.

Then other things happen, as she experiences random shenanigans, including sun spots and thimbles.

Also ants.

This story is a sequel to Lyra Visits Bon Bon in Jail

Bon Bon has been not entirely truthful over the years with her "Best Friend" Lyra, who finally she demands she come completely clean. Anything she's been holding in or just been embarrassed to say, she can confess in a completely non-judgmental setting. Bon Bon readily takes up her "Best Friend's" offer. Some of the secrets aired are mundane at best. But others? Well, you'll just have to read the story, won't you?

Rated Teen for reference to but no actual depiction of sex. | For more Bon Bon shenanigans, be sure to check out Bon Bon thinks Griffons Aren't Real. Happy readings!

A hearty thank you to my Patreon patrons Singularity Dream, ocalhoun, and Littlecolt!

A prompt-driven collection of <1000 word stories, driven entirely by prompts given in the comments that drive the story that is written based on prompts in the comments of the story that is written based on prompts in the comments of the story.

Promptly give me prompts please.

A hearty thank you to my Patreon patrons Singularity Dream and ocalhoun!

How'd that Changeling end up at the wedding anyway? Read on for his tale of woe and inconvenience at the hooves of a lazy and paranoid Queen Chrysalis.

If this feels rushed, it's because I wrote it in the hour and a half after the episode ended, hoping to be the first one to address the topic with a story. Then the finicky approval pipeline happened. But rather than complain about that, I'd like to take a moment to thank the story-approvers for the vital but inglorious work they do. They've had to trudge through 55 of my abominations, and anypony (or 'ling) who can survive that has my immense respect.

Happy reading!

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My OC, Super Trampoline, is dating all of the Elements of Harmony plus the Princessesses plus the major antagonists plus the minor antagonists too plus Flash Sentry! That's a lot of work! Also, he's obviously the seventh element. Read on for his many amazing adventures in Equestria! This will be tagged slice of life though because it's mostly slice of life except when it's not.

I WANT TO MAKE THIS VERY CLEAR FOR ALL THE HATERS: MY OC IS NOT A "MARY SUE" BECAUSE HE IS NOT AN ALICORN!
Most of the time at least

Also, he's dating Applejack.

Cover art by me.

NOTE: The mods decided they had had enough of the chicanery, and unpublished this. I'm reuploading it a few chapters at a time, with all the meta and simply too-crackficky stuff cordoned off in little boxes.

Hey, at least it's not another Soldier in Equestria story.

Other Story Titles:
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After a mysterious headline adorns the top of the Ponyville Foal Free Press, we take to the streets to ask citizens if it's true: is Fluttershy Best Pony?

Allergy Warning: Contains Flanderization.

When one is the unofficial "Princess of Books", one must pay her respects in the public eye, today towards Sir Penatia Trotsworth. This is a blessing and a curse.

An inadequate tribute to Sir Terry Pratchett.

This story is a sequel to Bon Bon Thinks Griffons Aren't Real

(dis)Like what you read? Tell me why! ~Super

Celestia has taken a liking to Shining Armor. Luna has to convince her of why this is bad, and that she should look elsewhere. And why is Big Mac so laconic anyway?

The penultimate book of four stories in the Dr. Luna Moon the Suffering Psychiatrist Series
-Trixie Complains About Random $#!%
-Bon Bon Thinks Griffons Aren't Real
-Celestia Has a Questionable Infatuation With Her Niece's Coltfriend, Who's Also Her Apprentice's Brother, Not to Mention Captain of the Royal Guard
-All Things Must Pass, Including Kidney Stones

Vinyl Scratch goes on a quest to the human world to bring back Wubs. She also meets Mrs. Peachbottom