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Super Trampoline


"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect🐴Ponk & GlimGlam are best ponies🐴Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!

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Andrea Libman meets Pinkie Pie under less-than-ideal circumstances, but the mare brings a reassuring message.


Rated Teen for drug use. Written for the March 2016 Writeoff, It's Your Funeral


A hearty thank you to my Patreon patrons Singularity Dream, ocalhoun, and Littlecolt!

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A stallion and a woman discover an unfortunate quirk of inter-species coitus.


Crappy cover art by me. My 69th story, if you know what I mean.

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Being a first generation interspecies couple isn't easy. But it's not exactly hard, either. It's just different, you know? Different is alright though. Different is interesting. Different is good.

A series of conversations between Shimmer Song and Clair de Lune. The first story they appear in is These Are the Days of Our Lives, set concurrently to this collection.


Updates every day, even if it's just 50 words.


A hearty thank you to my Patreon patrons Singularity Dream, ocalhoun, and Littlecolt!

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Pinkie Pie really wishes Cadance would stop telling her increasingly hard-to-keep secrets. Set between seasons five and six.


Contains spoilers, if the story title and the cover art weren't enough to clue you in. Art by me, for a change.


A hearty thank you to my Patreon patrons Singularity Dream, ocalhoun, and Littlecolt!

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Full Title, Because Meeester Says My Titles are too Long: If I Let a Pink Horse With Frighteningly Prehensile Hair Borrow My Tablet For an Hour and She Writes a Story, Does It Violate the Site Rule About Not Sharing Accounts?

Hi, I'm Pinkie Pie. Super is AFK, so we gonna PARTAY! WOO! It's my time to shine, sugar! You know what I'm going to do? I'm gonna write whateeeeeever I feel like! Isn't that wonderful? I think it's wonderful. But not as wonderful as that one time I...

Oops! We're not to the story yet, Pinkie! So yeah, I like to ramble a lot. If I'm not careful, I'll do it right here, RIGHT IN THE STORY DESCRIPTION!

GASP!

Anyway, I'm not going to do that, because rambling is uncool to inflict upon your friends. But "inflict" is a cool word. I talk about cool words in this story. If it can even be called a story. More like a stream of consciousness. My mind is a scaaaaary place.

Yepperonies, I write about stuff here.

You should read it. Read it!


Part of my 750 Words-a-Day Initiative. Even if I don't reach that number every day, I am at least aiming for something and writing more than I would be otherwise. Even if most the writing sucks as a result, I'm just trying to get in the practice of writing more. Maybe eventually I can start to be able to vomit out words that are still decent, like shortskirtsandexplosions. Seriously, that guy inspires me.

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Pinkie Pie romps through 19 different categories of short story in search of a satisfactory hayburger. Many thanks to Xaq for making this site so great!


Meeester says I put too many pictures in this story, so HERE'S the unauthorized version with pictures. I think the pictures add to the story. Be sure to like, favorite, comment on, etc. this one, the "official" one though. Sorry about that, but I fought the law and the law won.

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Twilight Sparkle brushes her teeth. Did you not get that from the title?

She thinks about some stuff too.


A hearty thank you to my Patreon patrons Singularity Dream, ocalhoun, and Littlecolt!

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Discord can't sleep. So he's going to make sure Cadance can't either. That's what friends do, right?

This vignette takes place 2-5 years into the future.


"I quite enjoyed." ~Skywriter, whose Cadance stories are much better than mine; you should read them AFTER this one.


A hearty thank you to my Patreon patrons Singularity Dream, ocalhoun, and Littlecolt!

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OCTOBER 22ND IS INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY ON THE PLANET EARTH. BUT IT IS ALSO CAPS LOCK DAY ON ANOTHER PLANET, EQUIS. MOST PONIES DON'T CELEBRATE IT, BUT MOST PONIES AREN'T NAMED APPLEJACK. JOIN APPLEJACK AS SHE CELEBRATES!

ALSO THE "OTHER" TAG IS FOR CHERRY BERRY, A PONY WHO OUGHTA HAVE A TAG.

INSPIRATION FOR THIS PONY TALE CAN BE TRACED BACK TO BETWEEN LINE'S EXCELLENT TWILIGHT SPARKLE FIXES EVERYTHING


AND LASTLY, AH RECKON AH OUGHTA GIVE A MIGHTY THANKS TO MAH WONDERFUL PATREON PATRONS SINGULARITY DREAM, OCALHOUN, AND LITTLE COLT!

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