Eraser
"Shimmer, what are you eating?"
"Nooooothing."
"You're a terrible liar, you know."
"That's why I never was sent on missions."
"I guess I should feel reassured by that? So what are you eating?"
"I don't know what you're talking about. Clearly my mouth is empty."
"Shimmer."
"Alright, alright, I'm eating an eraser. Happy?"
"Gah! Spit that out!"
"You're not my mom!"
"I'm your husband, and I'm telling you that can't possibly be good for you."
"Do you know enough changeling biology to confidently say that it's bad for me though?"
"Well, no..."
"Uh huh. I enjoy the taste of this eraser, and I am going to keep eating it. So there."
"Ugh. You're weird."
"Whatcha gonna do about it?"
"Nothing, I guess."
"Ha, I win!"
Not to be confused with Erasure, the synth-poppiest synth-pop band to ever synth-pop.
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Huh. So as far as Shimmer's concerned, chewing gum will never lose its flavor. Lucky.
7136973 CHANGELING DIES ENMESHED IN HUGE WAD OF CHEWING GUM, MORE AT 11
They do have a very chewable texture...
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7274294 glad you're enjoying.
Seeing the episode title, I was like "God, there has to be a fanfic with this title already."
I was right.
7293403 Oh my glob a changeling episode YES YES YES
Another broken image. I think I will stop mentioning these individually now. If you care about that sort of thing, just check all the chapters.
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