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Super Trampoline


"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect🐴Ponk & GlimGlam are best ponies🐴Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!

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Twilight Sparkle sponsors a talking contest which Pinkie easily wins, but is there a nefarious plot lurking below the surface?

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Trash Doves invade Ponyville, Twilight Sparkle is annoyed, Fluttershy is ambivalent, and everyone learns the slightly depressing yet also uplifting philosophy behind Pinkie Pie's party proclivities.


"Like Cold in Gardez's The Trouble With Phoenixes, except not funny." ~Excellent Trebuchet

Cover art by age3rcm. Support them on Patreon!

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Thundercats terrorize the land. Ponies die. Twilight Sparkle walks outside and the world is on fire.

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Berry May wants to sell her berries in the Ponyville Town Centre, but Mayor Mare has been replaced with a shark. Meanwhile, an asteroid is colonized.

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You're drenched in sweat and ennui. She's fighting the enemy, and you're fighting depression. Stuck forever in a nowhere town, you try to rise above inertia, but you only end up feeling useless. You're always feeling that way.

"Feeling That Way"/"Anytime" are two popular Journey songs from their breakout album Infinity, often played back to back on the radio.


Highly recommended by Present Perfect!
Featured in the Royal Canterlot Library!
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I, an unnamed Griffoncorn, join forces with Twilight Sparkle and an unlikely OC in a quest to get waffles

A collaboration with RiffMusicPony
You should check out his music on his SoundCloud Page


For a funnier but still horrible story about Waffle House, read Star Destroyer's Three AM at the Waffle House

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This story is a sequel to ⇩ Please Downvote! ⇩


Celestia goes to the market and buys some pretzel sticks. She then proceeds to eat them, as one is wont to do with pretzel sticks. Then Super Trampoline comes over to complain about how hard writing is. Then they make out, because me writing bad troll fics is God's way of punishing us all.

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Rainbow Dash, having finally successfully saved the world and left Imploding Colon with a gaping hole in his daily routine that he fills with lewd pictures of Disney Princesses, very much misinterprets the sentiment of "Love your enemies".

I'm so sorry, Noble Jury, you didn't deserve this.


A (dumb) recursive fanfic of the epic Austraeoh series

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Twinkleshine's pillow melts, but you probably shouldn't read about it.

Day 1 of Oneshotober


ThanksDubs Rewatcher for helping with the title capitalization.

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