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Everyone's a Changeling - Aquillo



Everyone's a changeling. You, him, her, that. If it moves, it's a changeling. If it breathes, it's a changeling. If it's alive, it's a changeling. And Chrysalis is utterly sick of it.

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Chapter 1

"Enough."

Her words were strong and interlaced with the faint buzz they always had when she was in her true form. They reverberated off the alley's walls and floor, bouncing over the tightly knit clump of changelings swarming round the dead end of the alleyway. Slowly, one by one, that clump unfolded into a collection of turned heads and disentangled bodies.

"I don't want you to kill her. I can hardly have my revenge on a corpse now, can I?" She took a step forwards, hoof crumpling a can down flat with a satisfying crunch. Dark, black lips slid open into a smirk. "How am I meant to feed on something that can no longer feel, let alone love?"

She waited a heartbeat for a response before remembering who she was dealing with. Suppressing a sigh, she continued:

"Leave us." They obeyed, chittering and chattering to themselves as they piled out of the alley, green flashes along the walls showing them transforming back into the form of the city's residents, blending back in. Her army, hidden in plain sight. Right under the light of the supposed goddess Celestia's Sun.

And then she was alone. A faint wind rushed down the alley's sides, playing with tattered newspapers and flicking around ruined carrier bags. She stepped forwards, wings bristling as the breeze roused a unicorn compressed into an unnatural position between two warped metal bins, a unicorn that groaned.

She kept on pacing towards the alley's end, staying as silent as she could, hoping beyond hope that... The unicorn's head bobbed up. Her breath caught in her throat. Yes. Yes, now just... Lavender eyelids opened to reveal bloodshot purple eyes, eyes that wearily darted about the place before snapping onto her.

"Chrysalis!" Twilight Sparkle gasped, the words sounding painful and forced, as if it was an effort to simply breathe them out. "Oh Celestia, help me."

"Oh, I don't think Celestia could really help you," Chrysalis murmured. Her wings rustled again at the look on Twilight's face, at the expression of mixed horror and dread. "She wasn't much use last time, if you recall. Oh, and there's nopony nearby about to have a sudden romantic incident that’ll stop this. Believe me, we cleared out every couple in a three mile radius just to make certain: this is a love free zone. Which... well, just leaves you and me some nice 'alone' time to fix that, now doesn't it."

Twilight whimpered up at her, back legs making little circles on the ground as she tried to get away. It wouldn't work: she was jammed too tightly between the trash cans. Tightly enough that Chrysalis was starting to wonder just how she'd get her out of there.

But that was a thought for later, and she wanted to savour the right now.

"So. How's it been, Sparkle?" Chrysalis propped herself up, one elbow resting on the bin lids as she looked down on the struggling pony. "Ruined any plans that'd been carefully laid out while you were still a twinkle in your godfather's eye lately? Stuck your nose anywhere near the great big pile of "places it doesn't belong" in the past couple of weeks? I want to hear what's been happening with Twilight."

Silence. For a moment, Chrysalis feared it would be a lasting one, but a quick kick to a sensitive spot soon set Twilight off again.

"And there you go again." Chrysalis rolled her eyes. "Groaning. I mean, I feel like I'm the only one talking in this conversation, Twilight. Like I'm the only one trying to open up a connection. Isn't that what you want? I mean, Friendship is Magic, yes?" She leant in a bit closer, breath blowing around the blood-crusted strands on Twilight's forehead. "That is your little motto, isn't it? Come on, Twilight: I'm trying to befriend you here. Well." She stood back up. "I guess I'm trying to get a little bit more than that.

"See, Sparkle, you're a powerful little unicorn, aren't you? One of a kind. That's why Celestia has you quite firmly under her hoof. But... see..." Chrysalis stretched out a leg. "I think my hoofs are much prettier. Wouldn't you agree? Well, probably not right now, but..."

She waited for a retort that simply didn't come. Still not a word from Twilight, though she was aware, definitely. She'd spent the last couple of seconds glaring up at Chrysalis in some imagined form of defiance whilst her horn splurted out purple droplets above her eyes. It was quite cute, really. But not cute enough:

"Well, we might as well skip to the point if you're not going to talk. Destiny awaits me, Sparkle; haven't got time to waste on you being you. So." Chrysalis smiled again and leant forwards till her face was centimeters away from Twilight's own, the long, green strands of her mane brushing and floating over Twilight's eyes and cheeks.

"I know you've got a heart somewhere in that frigid little librarian's body." A flash of green. "Is it your teacher?" Another flash. "Or how about your old foalsitter? Oh no, wait: I know." Five more flashes, all in quick succession. "One of your friends, no? No? Hmm..."

Turning back into her usual form, Chrysalis tapped at her chin thoughtfully, an obviously faked expression of confusion on her face. "Oh, this is a tough one," she mimed, voice a slower, stupider parody of Twilight's own. "Maybe Twilight Sparkle doesn't love anyone because even the most basic idea of social contact scares the living beejevies out of her. Or maybe it's because she doesn't think there's anyone else out there who deserves her and her towering levels of arrogance.

"Oh, wait! I do believe I've figured the answer out through being an insufferable know it all!" There was another rolling wave of flickering green, and her black, skeletal body melted into thick muscles under a red coat and a pair of green eyes that flashed wickedly.

"Gotcha."

Twilight made a noise like a startled fish—a sort of aborted "hrrgh!"—and then froze over completely.

Chrysalis paused, illusion sliding off her features like makeup in the rain. One of the black ridges where her eyebrows should've been lifted into the air.

"What sort of trick is..." The other 'eyebrow' joined its fellow. "Twilight?"

Twilight Sparkle had a deeply spaced out look on her face, her mouth seemingly stuck in the shape of this strange 'O'. The dirty light of some far-off street lamp reflected off eyes that were suddenly dull and distant, eyes that weren't really seeing what was there.

Chrysalis reached out and prodded her. No reaction. Coughing, and giving a quick look behind her to make sure her changelings hadn't returned, Chrysalis reached out and shook Twilight like a ragdoll, causing the unicorn's head to roll limply round on her shoulders.

"Wake up, Twilight Sparkle," she hissed. "I'm trying to make you fall in love with me! I'm meant to be having my revenge! You can't fall asleep or do... whatever it is you're doing right now! As your future lover, I forbid it, you got me?"

It didn't work: Twilight was still frozen, trapped in whatever strange place had gripped her. A small stream of dribble had started to leak out of the round hole that was her mouth.

Chrysalis wasn't quite sure what she should do. Her plan had involved drooling, yes, but not quite like this. Twilight limp and prostrate—helpless, in other words—were other items that were also on the list of preferable things which, somehow, when all brought together, didn't turn out preferable at all.

A flick of green washed over her horn, and the two bins holding Twilight in place crumpled into thin sheets. The glow stayed in place as Chrysalis hoisted Twilight aloft into the air and gave her another, more violent, shake.

That didn't work either. The stupid expression, it seemed, was here to stay.

Chrysalis decided to switch from shaking to prodding, jabbing her hooves into the unicorn's pudgy flesh. That also didn't work.

And then, when she had almost given up hope, some form of awareness returned to Twilight's eyes.

"Oh, thank goodness," Chrysalis muttered, straightening up and pushing her hair back into place. "Anyway, where were—"

There was a pop of green magic, and Twilight Sparkle turned into a changeling.

"Wha..."

"Oh, I'm so sorry, my Queen," the changeling who had been Twilight Sparkle said. "I’ve only just remembered: turns out I've been a changeling all along! Who'd have guessed it, am I right?"

Chrysalis knew that her mouth was mirroring Twilight's own from earlier on, but she also knew that she couldn't help it. "You're a... changeling..." she managed.

"You bet I am! Turns out you sent me to go infiltrate Canterlot ages ago. Guess you must have forgotten all about telling me to do it!"

"Must have... forgot..." The light around Chrysalis's horn snapped out, allowing the changeling who'd been Twilight to tumble down onto the ground. She picked herself up, brushed herself off and slipped past Chrysalis to the alley's entrance.

"Well... if you don't need me for anything else, I guess I'll go help out with the others. Ohh, taking over Canterlot's going to be so much fun..."

Chrysalis was barely aware of any of this; the green flash of the changeling who had been Twilight turning into somepony else hardly even registered, for her mind was gripped in a whirring storm of confusion and denial, a fuzzy cloud of disbelief that was made manifest in a single, poignant word:

"What."


Two Years Later


Chrysalis was bored.

Like, really, really bored.

And it wasn't just the usual type of boredom you'd get at the end of a busy day doing nothing. No, this was the special type of empty skulled, hair-roots pulled, eyeballs gouged and entrails bitten off type boredom that only came from a solid two months of being really, utterly bored.

She had, in fact, grown bored of being bored.

It was boring—so very, very boring—and there was absolutely nothing she could ever do about it. Because the very thing she was bored by was something that she just couldn't take back.

She'd won, you see, and in that lay the problem.

The bang of doors opening interrupted her brooding. She peeked open one eyelid before raising her head out of her hooves, eyes following the changeling tapping his way across her castle's floor towards her. The muscles of her legs twinged from disuse as she shuffled around on her throne, her heart beating just that bit faster. Perhaps this might prove entertaining.

"Report."

The changeling stopped before her and gave a half salute. "We've found the last of the diamond dogs, my Queen."

She didn't dare hope. "And?"

"Amnesiacs, all of them." Chrysalis slumped back down. "It only took about twenty minutes before we got their memories jogging again, and then they were all ready to rejoin your empire." The guard grinned at her. He actually grinned at her. "I think that's the last of them now, my queen. There's no more ponies, dragons, mules, zebras, griffons, cows, sheep, buffalo or dogs left in the world anymore. Everyone's a changeling."

"I know," Chrysalis muttered. "Believe me, I know."

“What are your orders, my queen?” one of the changelings down below said in an infuriatingly servile tone. He even gave her a little bow.

“What orders? What orders? Is there anything even left for us to do? You heard it yourself: everyone across the whole, stinking planet’s a changeling, every last thing. They’ve been changelings all along, all of them, without even knowing it!” Chrysalis slammed a black hoof down on her throne’s armrest. “What am I meant to do now, huh? There're no places left to conquer, no people left to subjugate. Everyone's a changeling!”

"I could always try... not being a changeling?" one of her guards said, green light washing over him as he turned into a pudgy brown pony wearing a hopeful grin.

Chrysalis tried to give him a "you are so dead" look, but it didn't seem to work, for no sooner had she'd made it than fifteen more flashes marked her royal guard being replaced with a squadron of grinning, chubby ponies.

"Oh just get out," Chrysalis snapped. "And that means all of you. I don't want a single changeling left near me, do you hear?" Her guards glanced between each other. "I said, get out!"

They complied, all of them. First to go were the guards, features flickering back into angular blacks as their illusions peeled off. Then there were the paintings, shrubbery, furniture—even her throne: green flashes marked all of them turning back into one or two or more changelings, often stacked atop each other in precarious positions.

And then there was the great rolling, tumbling waves of green slipping off the walls in discarded sheets of light: the waves that dissolved away the pillars and beams and windows of her castle to reveal a towering, jigsaw-esque construction of changelings slotted together. There was a buzz of wings, and holes through which the sky glimmered appeared as, one by one, the changelings fled.

Soon, Chrysalis was all alone, a solitary figure sitting in a barren desert in which the soil hadn't even made the effort to become sand. The wind flicked about her hair as she sulked, the first change to happen to her in over a year.

The stimulus should've been exciting, should've been new. But, perhaps unsurprisingly, Chrysalis was still bored.

Her eyes slowly flowed over featureless horizon, the only change from one place to another the angle of the sunlight striking out of a pale-blue and cloudless sky. The changelings weren't even visible anymore; they could move surprisingly fast when they needed to. All she could see for miles around was flat, brown desert, plain and dull and uninteresting.

Chrysalis blew out a vibrato whinny. She contemplated getting up.

By the time the sun had finally tinged the horizon red, that idea had started to become attractive. With hooves sore from months of disuse, Chrysalis rose and started walking towards the sunset.


One Week Later


She'd spotted the mountain on the third day, and had consciously angled her path towards it, walking day and night until the shadowy peaks had started to become clearer. Aside from the black cloud of changelings lurking a perpetual three miles behind her like a delayed shadow, it was the only thing she'd ever been able to spot, the only feature on a featureless horizon.

Hells, it might even be the only feature on a featureless planet, Chrysalis didn't know. All that she did know was that none of her changelings had ever made mention of it, had only ever told her about all the mountains that'd turned out to be stacked changelings in disguise. The prospect of something new and secret and possibly not boring tugged her on, urging her over miles and miles of flat, dusty ground beneath the light of a cloudless sky.

She was nearing its base now, and her wings unfolded in preparation. They buzzed, stirring up a small wake of dust behind her; not as much as the occasional breeze roused about her, but enough to be noticeable. They glittered as the moonlight hit them, turning the scattered dust into a trail of brown-silver.

Chrysalis hopped, jumped and then broke into a run, causing yet more dust to stream out behind her. And then, in a leap that did not end, she left the ground behind and flew, wings blurring into a vibrant smudge as she angled towards the mountain's peak.

The cold light of the moon glistened as it struck her black carapace, breaking into several small reflections that made her look almost studded with stars. Or like a salmon painted black and then flung through the midnight air in an arc that stubbornly refused to bend, to turn groundwards, and instead curved towards the sky, up and up and up in a path of higher order than the dismal parabola.

Though clearer now than when she'd first glimpsed it, the mountain's face grew even clearer, turning into a rocky spire that penetrated the heavens; a memory stirred inside Chrysalis's head of this scene played at day and in reverse, of her flying away from this very mountain.

She had reached all that remained of Canterlot: the mountain, the great central spire, barren now, with no buildings, plants or fauna to be seen upon its surface. Only occasional wet splashes of water marked a difference from the bare rock.

Chrysalis's smile felt like a crack inside her face, brittle and out of sorts. She was no longer bored.

She landed on a small plateau on the mountain’s side, wings and the muscles along her back burning from the flight. She stretched and then walked about, turning in a little circle.

Chrysalis sniffed, hoping that a difference here might mean she was right in thinking that the mountain was different, more than just a potential oversight.

Nothing. The mountain stank of nothing, just as had the desert and the palace and everything else but her and her changelings, sole sources of stink within an odorless world.

It wasn't a good omen, but Chrysalis pressed on regardless. She walked up to a part of the mountain's face and began studying it, warts and all, looking for any hint that it was different.

There was none. Disappointed, she pulled back and frowned. "All right, you can come out now."

Nothing. No sound. No crack of green or shimmer of magic dispelled. The rocks remained, silent and rugged.

Chyraslis's frown turned heavy. "That was an order."

Yet more nothing: a plethora of it.

Something was wrong.

Her wings unsheathed themselves, fluttering as the wind ran through them. Her long strands of hair felt sticky against her neck, clingy and unwilling to let go. She turned. She walked.

The landscape below her had changed; the white moonlight revealed it.

Chrysalis felt her eyes widen as she looked, aware of the thousand sets of eyes pointed up at her from the carpet of changelings laid before the mountain, a great black sea of crouching bodies and heads angling towards her arranged in a crowding circle round the mountain's base.

This was new. She felt her heartbeat quicken. She looked behind.

Bare rock. White strands of moonlight. Nothing to indicate the reason for their interest. Was it her they were reacting to? No... no, they were her changelings, and she knew them well enough that this was unprecedented.

A combination, then: the alliance of her and the now here on this mountainside forging a union whose result was creepy changeling stares. Unexpected. New. Exciting. Her smile returned.

She positioned herself a little better on the flat, filled her lungs with air and bellowed, "What do you lot think you're doing?!"

No response. No response! Actual insubordination! Her heart fluttered again.

"I know you can hear me," she shouted. "You've snapped to attention fast enough over all the other years, so it'd be out of character for you all to turn deaf now. What, is this some sort of bowing ritual?" She began walking back and forth across the plateau, occasionally stomping down a hoof with a sharp crack when it came time to change direction. “Who are you bowing to, then: me, or the mountain?” Her eyes gleamed. “Is this mutiny? Are you overthrowing me for a pile of rocks? You are, aren’t you, that’s what this is all about, that’s why you’ve—”

Her hoof cracked down again and cut through the rock, dislodging a slab and causing the ground to crumble away from her. Within seconds, the sky had gone from above Chrysalis’s head and she was rushing downwards in a bundling cloud of rocks, pebbles and dirt. Occasionally, she hit a wall of some sort to either side, as if she was in a chute, and the impact left her breathless and bruised.

Eventually, the fall ended. Groaning and shaking rocks and dirt off of herself, Chrysalis rose, her eyelids splintering open and her gaze darting round.

Darkness, complete and total. She concentrated: green chased away the black before the colours morphed into a more sensible yellow.

Crystals: the room, the cave, that she was in was made up in its entirety of crystals. Another memory pinged, anxious for attention. The crystal mines under Canterlot: her fall had carried her down far into the mountain’s bowels.

Except that there were no crystals. There was nothing, nothing of that complexity. Everything inanimate or living more nuanced than stone and dirt and water had turned out to be a changeling in disguise, every forest and every town built from a changeling combination. Even some of the rocks and hills themselves had been made up of her creatures, the Crystal Mountain range of northern Equestria being a great web of changelings hanging above the inactive planet.

And yet, here they were. She reached out a hoof to stroke one, half expecting it to flash green and turn into a bashful subordinate. It did not, feeling wonderfully smooth to the hoof, like ice at room temperature. Her reflection smiled at her as she ran her hoof over it.

Then said, “Stop admiring the crystals and get a move on, Chrysalis.”

Chrysalis snapped back an indignant “Excuse me” before her brain reached her legs and she back-wheeled, rapidly.

Her reflection flickered off the crystals and onto another one a way off, just above a black shadow hinting at a tunnel past it. “This way. Come on. I can’t talk to you properly here. Just follow the lit crystals.

“Oh, and I am you,” her reflection added as a series of selected crystal facets begin to glow a rich blue, the one with her reflection in it included. “This isn’t someone else borrowing your image; this is one hundred percent, completely and utterly you.”

Her reflection vanished. A few seconds later, Chrysalis’s wits returned.

“As if I believe that.” She snorted. “I should’ve known this was all too good to be true. Everyone and everything on the planet turning out to be a changeling! Hah! What a truly ridiculous thing to believe in hindsight; this is obviously all just some ploy of—”

“—It’s not a ploy of Celestia’s,” her reflection interrupted from right behind her, causing Chrysalis to scrabble quickly away, ears so flat they almost merged into her skull. “Seriously, I am you and you are me.”

“Prove it,” Chrysalis hissed. Her reflection snorted, a perfect copy of her own snort from earlier on.

“No.” It vanished, leaving Chrysalis alone to crow out her victory over Celestia’s haphazardly constructed plan.

Ten minutes later, when the crowing had become boring and there was nothing else really to do, Chrysalis trotted off after the glowing crystals, her lips set into the thin, discontented line of a creature with little other choice.

The rooms she passed through were much of a muchness, all being drafted from the same ‘subterranean and crystal’ blueprint. The only change between them was the air, which gradually and slowly picked up a current and charge to it, tasting less and less stagnant with every hoofstep forwards.

And then she rounded a corner and entered out into a world of blue light, every crystal in the much larger cavern aglow and shining down upon a house-sized grey cube in the centre of it all. Her destination, she supposed. It would’ve been a lot of effort to put in otherwise. She headed towards it.

Drawing closer, she spotted a black rectangle on its surface. The door, perhaps. Her horn lit up, and she tugged it open. A door it was. Her eyes shone with interest, and the flickering movements of things within the cube.

She passed inside, and the door clicked quietly closed.

The inside was a mechanical hothouse, with gears great and small whirring everywhere in silent arcs and foaming jets of steam firing out with only a hushed hiss to announce their doing so. A pendulum the colour of bronze swung past her like a scythe, nearly succeeding in taking off her snout, and then vanished off into the surrounding darkness the two gas lamps beside her did not illuminate.

She caught a glimpse of stairs off in the distance, next to another puddle of light spilled by a second duo of lamps. She danced round the pendulum, dodged two thick bolts of metal firing out in a staccato rhythm and flowed her way towards the staircase.

She climbed, and the room above was far less hectic. This was a room comprised of shelves, a settee, a few wardrobes and a single chunk of crystal in which her reflection lurked, watching her movements. It smiled at her.

“All right,” Chrysalis said, walking towards it. “What’s going on here?”

Her reflection shrugged. “Everyone’s a changeling’s the long and short of it. If it moves, it's a changeling. If it breathes, it's a changeling. If it's alive, it's a changeling.”

“Yes,” Chrysalis replied. “I’d gathered that. What I’m asking about is... is all this. What exactly is Celestia trying to do here? What’s she trying to manipulate me into doing?”

“Celestia’s not manipulating you into doing anything. Like I said before, it’s all you. You’re the one doing all the manipulation here.” Her reflection paused. “Okay, well not you you. More like the you from millennia and millennia ago.”

“I... what?”

“Let’s take this off on a tangent for a couple of seconds,” her reflection said, shuffling about and resting her head down on her forehooves. “So you discovered that everyone in Equestria—well, the whole world—is actually a changeling, and that they’ve been suffering from a sort of delusion in which they suppressed their memories of being a changeling and lived their lives in a state of thinking they were something other than what they were, yes?”

Chrysalis nodded. There were a few differences, but that was the long and short of it.

“So,” her reflection continued, “everyone has suppressed memories and thinks the world isn’t stuffed with changelings.” It raised a thoughtful hoof to its lips. “Now where does that leave you, I wonder?”

The penny dropped, clattering, to the floor. “Oh...”

“Bingo,” her reflection said in a smug tone of voice. She reached up and tapped at her skull.“You ain’t all there, Queenie.”

“I...” Chrysalis breathed out, and recovered. “How long?”

Her reflection shrugged. “I dunno: I’m just a recording. There’s a timer on the shelf over to your left.”

Chrysalis glanced over. There was a dusty patch of shelving on which the impression of something heavy lurked, the weight of the absent thing having warped the shelving into a physical ghost of its former presence. Atop this indent into the shelf was a slip of laminated white paper:

Machine gave out on the thirty thousandth iteration and the previous iteration had just sent all the bismuth off into the sun for reasons I don’t quite get. Just pretend it's really big or the recording won't work.

The letters were faded and written in the faint grey of a black diluted by time. There was a scribble beneath that in the vague shape of her signature.

Chrysalis turned her attention back to the recording. "Yep," her reflection said. "It's been that long."

"Hang on a moment, I need to figure something out first." Her reflection kindly paused as Chrysalis rubbed her forehead. "How are we talking? As in, talking talking? Having a conversation as opposed to you just... saying things at me? You’re a recording, right? So... How’s this working?"

“We’re very predictable,” her reflection answered.

“Really?”

“Well, no. Sort of.” Her reflection paused and hissed between her teeth, eyes examining the ceiling. “By the time we get here, no matter what we’d been through before, we pretty much all want to ask the same sort of questions. As well as that, a part of us remembers. A part of us always remembers." Her reflection smiled. "How else do you think you could have a conversation with a recording of yourself from the distant past? You’re subconsciously tailoring what you’re saying so that it matches up with what you once said." The image frowned. “I think.”

“Sounds... convenient.”

“It’s working, don’t knock it.” Chrysalis grumbled.

“Fine. Alright, I can... accept that, I guess. But... iterations?”

“Just a name for each time you finally get bored with the current world you’ve created to distract yourself from the perpetual boredom of immortality and wind up here, ready to suppress a few memories and start all over again.”

Chrysalis snapped her mouth shut, closing off the circle that’d developed whilst listening. “That’s... that’s a lot to take in, all at once.”

“Well, I wasn’t going to waste my time guiding you to all the answers,” her reflection countered. “I’ve got stuff to do too, you know.”

“Sorry.”

“Apology accepted.”

The conversation reached a lull, allowing the silence to stretch out, punctuated by the occasional tap of Chrysalis’s hoof against the floor as she mulled it all over. “I...” she started, then stopped. Her lips pursed together.

“Yes?” her reflection ventured, scarily soon after she’d finished speaking. Chrysalis blew out slowly.

“If it helps, there are little differences with each iteration,” her reflection said. Chrysalis would’ve been comforted, but the illusion of having her mind read was too great.

“Really? Anything important?”

“No.” Her reflection shook its head. “No, not really. It’s all... pretty much the same, if I’m being honest.”

The next silence was longer, though how much longer Chrysalis could not say. Occasional exchanges broke it, but less and less frequently as time went on. About halfway through it, her reflection let her know that the wardrobes were filled up with books: memoirs of the first few iterations, when she had considered such things worth keeping.

Chrysalis read them all. There were some variations, but also a lot of constants: it seemed that every world Chrysalis created had changelings and ponies, a Princess Celestia and a Twilight Sparkle. That felt important, somehow, though Chrysalis wasn't quite sure exactly how. Just... important.

She would've underscored their names had the Chrysalis's of the past not already done so, the paper underneath black and almost ready to tear. It seemed she—as in, the current she—was hardly alone along this branch of thought.

Eventually, she raised her head. "Alright." She breathed out. "Let's do this."

"Drawer on your right," her reflection said instantly, less than a millisecond after Chrysalis herself had finished speaking. Chrysalis's ears flattened.

She opened the drawer. There was a wooden mallet inside. She lifted it out.

"Now bonk yourself on the head," her reflection said helpfully.

Chrysalis opened her mouth to retort, thought about it and then placed the hammer back into the drawer, hooking out the scrap of paper lying next to it as she did so. She ignored her reflection's jabbering about it being "all a joke", and read the words on the paper: a spell to suppress memories. And then, after having committed the spell itself to memory, replaced the scroll, turned and left without saying another word.


Ten Minutes Later


The sun was out and the wind was roaring, running cold hoof-tips through her mane and tail-hairs. Chrysalis breathed in the air—a far more delicious thing than she'd remembered—and looked down.

Her changelings were still there, still gathered round the mountain's base like lost sheep. A part of her wondered if they too also knew, or if it was just she alone who was charged with knowing. A strange question, and not one she wanted to know the answer to; she discarded it.

She looked up. She looked down. She breathed in and out. She closed her eyes and readied the spell.

"Go," she whispered, and there was a buzz louder than rainfall as the changelings left her, flying off to remake the world again. She waited till the sound had faded, till there was no noise left but the sound of the wind and all it played with.

Then she concentrated, and was gone.

Author's Note:

I started writing this around quarter to six monday morning, having pulled an all nighter to get a project finished on time. Whilst I was closing down tabs, I came across the Fimfic tab I'd left open to see another generic "X is actually a changeling" fic in the feature bar.

I think my first thoughts were "Not a bloody 'gain."

That might have been my second and third thoughts too. Not sure. Tired. Bleh.

Comments ( 69 )

I've actually enjoyed many of the recent x=changeling stories.

but this was lol.

This is genuinely loopy in several senses of the word, though I fear it will not put paid to the endless streams of "X is a changeling" stories. (I've only addressed the matter twice: once in a mistaken-identity context, which is probably overdone, and once in the context of Extremely Versatile Sex Worker, which might have been overdone long before I ever turned off the Mature filter.)

Still: given the motivations, this turned out splendidly.

That was a good little read. Brought me out of a bad mood. Please, enjoy this like and fav.

I know how you feeling. It's like every pony has changeling fic now. Some the mane6 more than one. Twilight has the most, at last count.

Good job. Second half was very surreal.

Oh yay another fic to read.

Thank you so much for parodying this. It needed to have a parody.

PPS
PPS #7 · Mar 3rd, 2013 · · ·

It's been done, but this is a different take.

This was brilliant! I... just, like, your writing style is beautiful and the concepts you come up with are incredible! :raritystarry:

Is it really a parody? Or is it a brief examination of the existential crisis that Queen Chrysalis suffers after she finally tmriumphs over Celestia?

An original take on things...not to sure why it's labled as comedy though.

I was a changeling once. I always got cricks in my neck and love tasted like black licorice.

I feel like I've missed the punchline. Interesting though, very interesting. I'm not at all sure what to think.

I'm not a Changeling! Or am I?

Upvoted and favorited for being awesome. I would have more to say, but i'd say too much or too little and my feels would come into play.

Don't have time to read it, but favorited for later. In the mean time, I think you may want to read this: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/48341/changelings-changelings-everywhere

This is the second changeling fic I've read, the first having been 'Fluttershy is actually changeling whaaaa' type fic. This one was much more enjoyable.

I used to be a Changeling like you. Then I took a Magic Missile to the knee.

One of the most funny fics here.

Changelings remind me of old days witch hunts, I can imagine Equestia having changeling hunts...
"It it sinks, it's a person. If it get's away without drowning, it's a witch and we burn it."

This feels like a very abstract story about the Singularity. Props for amusing and intriguing me in a single swoop. :twilightsmile: I was going to continue this comment, but it turned into a changeling.

That intro was pretty dark, and for that I think this story could do with a Dark tag.

You know, for having the comedy tag this story is pretty terrifying. Oo

This was awesome...

But I wish I read story where Chrysalis tries to break the cycle, where she is trying to leave Equestria(Planet). Where she is doing her best to stop this madness...

On its own, this story is not just Comedy. It requires a Tragedy tag too, as the Ending isn't good, everything is repeating and after several thousand years... Chrysalis will once more repeat this, and again, and again. Nothing ever changing, everything the same.

Also, if changelings need love to live, how they were living when all of them were changelings?

I was going to post something really witty and clever but then I turned into a changeling.

I did warn you about the tag... but I guess that comedy tag could just be a changeling in disguise.

You know, This sets up a really good world for interesting take on Human in Equestria. Everyone is a changeling, Chrysalis is about to cast the spell...

But an odd being appears, one that isn't a changeling.

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I second the potential in that, as well as the question of what a changeling's relationship with love actually is. Either they don't actually need it and it's a condition written in to make the replays more challenging or they can get it from each other. The latter seems to fit, as the changelings in this interpretation seem to be sentient.

Finally getting round to answering the comments here because I am a slow/terrible person. Apologies all round for my being so. My attempts at change are not as quick as I might like.

Aha.

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I wasn't really attempting to stem them or even just mock them. It was more just a sort of "Oh gods, I am sick of everyone turning out to be a changeling" and then sort of attaching that mindset onto Chrysalis. It seemed entertaining enough, so I followed it and... ended up in a very strange place. Which I then published so that other people may follow after, and then we could all gather at the end and say "What a strange place that went to. Why has he put a comedy tag on this?"

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Yeah, I had a read of Ben's work before this, which is pretty much why the story skips over the central portion of everyone everything turning out to be a changeling. I was more interested in writing about the aftermath than the actual event, I guess.

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Man, I don't know what this is. I tagged it comedy because it was either that, every last tag or no tags at all. I did originally add the dark tag, but then took it off and bumped it up to teenage after I reflected that it wasn't really dark throughout. Likewise, it's only really a tragedy in its final moments, and even then it's a weird sort of tragedy where the depressing thing is everything returning to normal, with the world being refilled with all the life and joy it used to have. I guess that divide's natural when you're dealing with a lotus eater type story, though.

Or in other words, I have no clue what's up with the tags. :raritydespair:

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You were always a changeling. Always. That's the entire point. :rainbowwild:

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... and that's where seaponies came from.

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I was more influenced by those theories about all of reality being simulated than the singularity, in truth. Like, I thought you could apply the logic of "If there exist computers who can simulate reality, it is likely our reality is simulated" to changelings, and got "If there exist creatures who can mimic other things, it is likely everything is mimicked."

Then I imagined Chrysalis being annoyed by this, and the ball just wouldn't stop.

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I'm kinda divided on the story as is too. The original, thought out ending had Chrysalis's recreation of the loop portrayed as being a good thing rather than the semi-tragedy it ended up being. The idea was sorta that when the changelings themselves were mimicking ponies, they were arguably more alive than when they were just being mindless drones -- more creative, more complex -- and that through recreating the world, Chrysalis was thus allowing them to live. I'd envisioned more of a pseudo-triumphant ending to the whole thing.

Didn't work and didn't feel natural when I reached writing that part, so I dropped it in favour of the more easily written "This is a bad thing that must be done" ending. You can still see shades of it inside the changeling's characterisation, however: sentient but kinda dull when they're in their changeling forms.

The love part went through a similar thing, though I cut that out after it felt too... forced, I guess, of an explanation. Plus it wasn't that good of an idea: as 2213439 notes, the idea was that they'd be able to drain love from each other in mid-mimick, with the various changelings pretending to be mountains, forests and the like draining it from some sort of "love of the landscape" palava. Not that smart of an idea, truth be told; I think I was just hoping no-one would bring it up, and that, if they did, I could just brush it under the carpet by saying it was just a one-off in their cycle type thing.

Which I guess I should've done. Drat.

As for the HiE part, I already know what sort of story I'd be writing if I ever touch HiE. It'd swap/replace Shining Armor with a human duplicate (and Twilight too), and then have the royal wedding between him and Cadance being part of Celestia's political machinations to rob the neighboring human kingdom of its heir. Oh, and Cadance and Shining would be physical repulsed by each other but emotional attracted; there's too many stories which brush over the squickness of a man and a horse getting it on for it not to be worth investigating.

You're welcome to that world if you want it, though, Yasahiro.

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Thank you, I will take this world, go into space with Chrysallis and it will be awesome.

Fun fact - If basically everything was changeling, apparently even everyday objects if the planet is now a barren wasteland(Unless they just got them back into material), They should be able to together make a spaceship or anything resembling it. And maybe other planets are full of different live? Possibilities are endless

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there's too many stories which brush over the squickness of a man and a horse getting it on for it not to be worth investigating

Brush over, he says. I resemble that remark. :twilightsmile:

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Oh god, not another one of these.

I'm staring at your post and muttering under my breath, "I'm not clever enough to get this."

That's the second time this day, damn it!

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As far as I'm concerned, human-on-pony action isn't the least bit squicky if the ponies in question are as different from their real-world counterparts as the show implies. Equestrian ponies would probably see Earth equines the same way we humans see other primates.

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I'm referring to 'squicky' more as being about sexual attraction, something which may exist between some humans and some ponies but by no means would occur between all; indeed, I'd expect it to be in the minority. Too much of the human x pony stories I've read seem to have either jumped over that hurdle or brushed it aside without properly examining it: both sides are either part of the minority or the detail of human to non-human intercourse is neglected and the act treated as a normal thing. Which I... well, find a shame because I think the conflict of being emotionally attracted to something you're physically repulsed by to be fascinating and worth exploration.

That both parties are sapient is kinda inherent for the idea to work, but that they would be physically attracted is something that doesn't logically follow on, is what I guess I'm saying. Sort of. Maybe. Bleh.

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How many of us can honestly say we aren't physically if not sexually attracted to Equestrian ponies? For that matter, how many more of us would admit the latter if it wasn't superficially similar to bestiality? Bronies are a minority compared to society as a whole, but were a non-brony to wind up in Equestria, he or she would have to be a sociopath not to become emotionally attracted to its residents and legally blind to not recognize how far removed they are from their Earth counterparts. It's the same as an Equestrian pony equating sex with a human to sex with a chimpanzee. To answer your question, though, you don't see many stories following the path you're describing because those of us who are inclined to write about humans having sex with ponies have few qualms about it and see no reason why anyone in our characters' positions should be any different. People prefer to write what they know, after all.

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The TV Tropes page on Interspecies Romance points out the following:

Chances of it actually becoming an Official Couple (and evolving into a mixed marriage) are increased if the nonhuman has a human form, although that still doesn't take away the Squick for a steadfast minority of viewers. Most people accept it, though, if there are no humans involved, just two different animals. And since humans are animals, this can also be used to examine popular notions about morality.

I admit to being not entirely squickless on the subject, though once the emotional attraction is established, I suspect the physical attraction will follow, close at hoof. My own modestly subversive HiE story turned into a full-fledged series, kinda sorta, in which the human voluntarily undergoes permanent Species Adjustment in order to make the relationship work. That first story contains this combination exegesis and disclaimer:

"They’re going to hear ‘pony’ and they’re going to think I’m doing horrible things with some plow-pulling mare down on the farm. At best, it’s bad form. At worst, I’m going to be damned for all eternity.” I grimaced a bit. “It’s an old religious theme. And it makes sense for our culture, since our equines are not even close to being consenting adults. You don’t fool around with other creatures strictly for your own benefit. It’s just wrong.”

Because, you know, "they" would never understand that he's dating a unicorn. Not that he and his beloved would be dwelling among the humans at all, but he didn't know that at the time. And by the time he actually wound up in Equestria (in the second story), he was downright flip about it: "Love laughs at hardware."

In terms of writing what one knows, about the same time I was working on the story, I had posted an essay on that subject on a non-pony site I run. A paragraph therefrom:

I am enough of a generalist, another way of saying I know a smattering of many things but not much about anything, that the old saw "Write what you know" doesn't faze me. (P. J. O'Rourke begs to differ: "The blind guy with the funny little harp who composed The Iliad, how much combat do you think he saw?") The negative — "Don't write what you don't know" — is perhaps a little easier to defend, but only a little. I was talking to a friend this week about a story that was coming together in my head, a story that threatened to turn into some sort of romance, which of course disqualified me from writing it on WWYK grounds. The friend pointed to Romancing the Stone, a 1984 film by Robert Zemeckis in which a romance writer has been writing stuff she doesn't know, and quite successfully at that, until she's called away for an adventure of her own. "Yeah, and look what happened to her," I said. "Thrown to the crocodiles."

Love laughs at writers, too.

By "Write What You Know," which is rendered null and void in any case of speculative fiction, I was more closely referring to the concepts known as "Author Appeal" and "Wish Fulfillment," and for the record, I have read the article on interspecies romance, but I recognize it for what it is: an analysis of the path such relationships usually follow, but not the path such relationships have to follow.

Culture, as far as I'm concerned, is a laughable obstacle when it tries to stand between lovers. Then again, I'm an alien in my own culture, so I may have an easier time abandoning it at the drop of a hat than others. While I can't comment on your story without having read it, I find the idea of one partner in an interspecies relationship having to compromise his or her species as mindbogglingly stupid as the idea that mare-mare relationships require one partner to acquire or emulate a stallion's genitalia.

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Culture, as far as I'm concerned, is a laughable obstacle when it tries to stand between lovers.

I will support that statement happily.

My character's fretting over such things took place after, not before, the initial coupling. The all-too-human guilt reflex, and the search for a way to rationalize it. The pony, more familiar with the concept, wasn't quite so flustered, though she was slightly unsure of how to break it to family and friends. The question of regret, however, never came up: it was all "Where do we go from here?"

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I still doubt a species change was necessary, but it might have been convenient, and if he didn't mind, it's his decision--to whatever extent our imaginary friends can make decisions.

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It was definitely his idea, though he'd have told you that she wanted it that way. She had at one point asked, possibly rhetorically, "Oh, why couldn't you have been a pony?" That stuck with him, and from that point onward, he took the term "Very Special Somepony" as literally as possible. There was no way he was not going through with it, if that's what she wanted. For what it's worth, Luna thought he was a nutcase, at least at first.

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Luna of all ponies should know a lunatic when she sees one.

This story violated my expectations of the "comedy" tag, but in a good way. Instead of the expected escalation humor we get a good premise laugh and then a slow, gnawing sense of creepiness which is actually quite lovely. Nice.

wait, if everyone's a changeling does that mean.............does that mean that I'm a changeling too?

I liked this. very Matrix meets imagination gone wild. Never Ending story!!! *starts singing*

This is not a mere ordinary exercise in solipsism, this is a whole painstakingly tailored and individualized training regime in solipsism... and the individual in question, of course, is Chrysalis. Probably.

(It would make a certain amount of twisted sense for her to not be a changeling, actually...)

Being immortal in a universe with only a single planet around a single sun, populated by a single species would be very boring.

But then you must ask, would you be bored if that was all you ever knew? Boredom can only come from having knowledge or expectations of 'something different'.

A little bacteria living in a rock deep underground continues its slow metabolism for millions of years. Life at its basic level is concerned with nothing more than continuing its vaguely ordered biochemical reactions and keeping its genetic information relatively intact.

Only a thinking mind cares about concepts. But can a sapient mind that comes into existance in a vacuum ever conceive of anything different without a frame of reference?

Microverses are bizarre places to consider, especially those fictional ones in which an immortal entity has someone come into existence within one. There is really no possibly way to comprehend what would happen. We have nothing to base any conclusions on (heck, we can't even say for certain that microverses can even exist).

Thankfully, I live in this universe, where everything is constantly mutating and shifting and cascading and evolving and it just keeps getting bigger.

Where being immortal rocks. :trollestia:

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The implication is that at one point the world WASN'T made of changelings, and the 'iterations' are her memories of that world, recreated to keep her from getting bored.

3009823 Oh wait, this isn't that farce of the changelings "Changelings, changelings everywhere".

This is the weird meta thing.

This had a really weird feel to it... it's too hard to describe, so I'm just going to not try.

One thing about this bugs me, though. If all the trees were actually changelings, then where does oxygen come from? Is that, too, just another thing that Chrysalis made up to make the world more interesting and to keep us from realizing what we really are? If so, then how is drowning possible? or water, for that matter...
How the buck do we swim in water if it is changelings?

I'm so confused now... :facehoof:

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Everything inanimate or living more nuanced than stone and dirt and water had turned out to be a changeling in disguise

As for the oxygen problem, there's no explanation written in, but I'd intended it to be that when a changeling takes on the form of an object, it actually becomes that object and not just the appearance of it, and so a changeling who mimics a tree produces oxygen and leaves and all the other tree stuff through photosynthesis.

No idea where you got the impossibility of drowning from, though :trixieshiftright:

3127792 Ah. Okay, I guess I forgot about the part that mentioned water.

The thing about drowning was just one car in my easily-derailed train of thought, and it was based on my "what if." The idea was that if oxygen didn't really exist, then drowning wouldn't matter. That thought then led to the next, which was "water is changelings." Except it isn't, but I didn't realize that when I posted the comment. xP

I apologize for my random stupidity. :pinkiecrazy:

So literally absolutely everything is a changeling. Even the letters you a reading right now. And the screen you're reading them on.

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