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Consider this the last story I'll ever write.
>the ending line
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da fuck did i just read.
1577307 WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!
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I think I'll kill myself now
...and so begins the Curious Adventure of Nicholas Cage.
WUT
*throws keyboard*
Done!
1577307 I KNEW IT. You do comment so you get first on every good fic. I expect this comment to be deleted in the 5 minutes this fic will exist before you realise it likely sucks and won't be featured.
No offence to the auth...wait a minute...
EDIT after reading: Dafuq is this?! And why is my bonar so hard? BTW, this is very 'Regidar' of you. How he just goes "no" made me laugh.
1581559 Shouldn't you be writing the newest chapter of Revan?
Regidar made a story? I should take this very seriously, shouldn't I?
...You wanted to get featured on the WTF, Pony fanfiction Tumblr, didn't you?
Boy I tell ya... I sometimes wonder what it would be like to think on this type of level.
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Your last story?
1581428 I wrote that with you in mind.
I'm so not in the mood to tell you about how many f(buy some apples!)'s I don't give.
1581840 You're just jealous that I'm gonna get featured and you're not!
Oh wait, that's right...
Somebody's gotta start the slow clap. Beautiful, man.
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1581848 Ever heard of the word jinx? That's what you're doing now. Besides, like I said, idgaf.
1581869 In the words of the great Nunchucks:
"Whatever, man."
1581612 With life? So am I.
1581619 I comment whenever I damn well please.
Questions:
1) Dafuq did I just read?
2) I think /r/mylittleandysonic1 would like this, but then again, I don't understand that sub at all.
3) That last one wasn't a question, sorry.
4) The blugarian pig-fucker gave me a negative erection.
5) Also, what's a question?
1581644 It's the most serious thing ever written.
1581648
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1581864 I try.
1581662 It ain't pretty.
1581890 You knew you secretly liked it.
1581874 Dude, that's getting old... older than this guy.
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1581901 No, but in all seriousness: On a scale of 1 to Niki Manaj, how relentlessly did I slaughter your libido?
1581900
1581916 Only twice? Damn, I need to add more pig fucker in the next one. Except I'll make him/her Syrian this time around.
1581911 My libido is like Princess Celestia. You can wound it, but it will never die.
Now bend over.
I liked it. It had that Max Gilardi feel to it. You know, the one were one tries WAAAAAAY too hard to be funny and fails so miserably that the unfunnyness reaches a level were it become funny again.
1581921 Oh, alright. But only because I love you.
*bends over*
1581943 Thank you! To be honest, I never try to make any of my things funny. I just throw down whatever comes into my brain first and make it seem coherent.
1581979 NOOOOOOOOOO! Come on, man! You can't stop writing! You make my day, every time I turn my computer on, I go straight to your page and squee when I see you've written a new fic. Now drink this concrete milkshake and harden up, son!
1581995 I can't
any longer, bud.
1581662 I look at this fic, I read your comment, and then I think of all the fucked up shit I couldn't possibly type because my brain is so weird, not even I understand it.
And then I laugh. Not very menacingly, nor sadistically. More like a deranged giggle, but stronger, a little wilder, and not as chilling to hear; no, you shudder not from fear when you hear this laugh I laugh, but in feral awareness. You feel completely aware of everything in the universe, for but a second, and then that feeling is gone, as is my laugh. Those hearing my laughter are soon haunted by the faint whispers of the past, future, and universe as a whole, and then they too shall laugh. They too shall sing with me in this great, cacophonous symphony of crazed cacklers.
1582020 I'd love to have some of that brain juice. We could make beautiful music with it together.
1582029 Oooohhhhh yessss.......
1582043 Don't cry, I'm sure some other author will find his/her way into your heart.
THE COMPLETE ART INSPIRED BREAK DOWN!
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*His, not he, and...
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All in all...
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1582103 Oh my.
Well, I'm glad you thought it was
THE BEST THING EVER!
1582122 Is this really your final fiction? I mean, talk about going out with a bang!
You can't quit.
No, literally, you can't quit, because we never employed you here in the first place.
I'm not even sure how you keep getting into the building every morning. It's really distracting, though, and, please, quit humping my pencil sharpener.
1582147 Actually, I'm the one humping the pencil sharpener. I just dress up like him to confuse people. :D
1582144 A whopping 124 views!
Nah, I'm here to stay. Despite what I may think, people would actually care if I left. Plus, I still have four Nirvana albums, a Pink Floyd Album, and two Panic! at the Disco Albums to ponify. I can't leave just yet...
Expect "Wish You Were Here" to come sliding into a group near you sometime soon.
1582147 The pencil sharpener dresses provocatively. I can't help it.
1582158
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*Watched,*
1582167 You hear that? What sounds like crickets?
That's actually my scream of intense joy.
All in all:
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1582155
But he never wears clothes.
1582161
But it never wears clothes.
Well, except that one time I put a bra on it and called it a dirty girl and stuck the tip of my ...
This is off topic. Let's talk about something else.
"Pony poontang" is a nice phrase, is it not?