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After a hard day's work on the fields, Big Macintosh wants nothing more than to relax with his lunch. Rarity has a case of heat though, and is looking for Ponyville's most soft-spoken stallion to help her. Big Macintosh will of course help out, if only so he can get back to his lunch.

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Just a short fic about a joke made in /fic/, and a challenge for myself to not write an epic adventure. I hope this is entertaining to you all.

A thanks to the following: DJ Midli, MaverickVox, rhiiazami, and Sagebrush for looking over this fic.

Big Mac, you big dummy! :rainbowlaugh:

(also, why things like this NEVER happen to me?)

To quote Colgate from my fic Dreamscape of a Spoon...
"Oh Mackie, you're impossible sometimes...":raritywink:

Pretty funny, Big Mac makes for one loveable oaf. Of course if he had taken Rarity's hint it would have ended pretty awkwardly anyways with AJ being literally a few minutes from walking in unexpectedly.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHHA.......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHH......ah....funny as buck, this story is freakinhg funny as hell, I love it.

bwahahahahaha! :rainbowlaugh:

well done!

That was great. Sometimes, that last line makes the entire fic. it really does.

Strange, I thought the scent alone would have been enough to make him understand.

Oh Macintosh, you and your ablity to not pick up on hints.

Not to bad, in fact not bad at all, wright another.

Oh, I see how it is. And we just talked the other day, too :P


Don't be mad Fifth, it was just a random idea that took me an hour to write.

Poontang denied.

Big Mac, as a character, is so damn versatile. :rainbowlaugh:

That was great!

this was funny!:rainbowlaugh:

good one :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:
its ok BigMac, this sort of thing happens sometimes :twilightblush:

Actually, all things considered, this was probably the best possible outcome for all parties.
Good job, Mac.

The best way for an mlp story to feature sexual themes is without that Romance category looming above it! :pinkiesick: Amusing as hell!

5363422 Ignorance in the face of all things sexual saves the day! :pinkiehappy:
Ignorance = bliss
bliss = an enjoyable show

Had me, then lost me.
Good though!

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