Diaries of an Equestrian Overlord

by KitsuneRisu

19th March

10.34 AM

How quaint, Rarity is sewing some sort of black robe. Actually, it's quite stylish. I wonder why she didn't just use that from the start. Photo Finish would have loved it, as do I. It's very chic.

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5.00 PM

Getting ready to leave for the fashion walk! I shall disguise myself so that I don't steal the show away from that poor Fluttershy thing. One must keep humble!

I think I shall go as a little white pony with dark pink hair, and I think I shall wear that suit I've always wanted to, the one inspired by that amazing rock band, the Beetles.

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7.15 PM

The show is about to start! I hope no one minds me... taking notes.

These front row seats are amazing. I can see everything up close.

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7.17 PM

Oh my, the eyes are behind me. How the heck did she get in here? Does she like fashion as well? The eyes... they are distracting me. The eyes. All over. All over... watching... condensing... stop looking at me! Stop!

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7.20 PM

Oh, the show's starting! Perhaps I could be distracted from the eyes if I just focus on the parade.

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8.45 PM

Absolutely stunning. That was an incredible range, even though there weren't any Design by Rarity items, which was a shame. Fluttershy is truly one of the more adequate models I've seen in a long time.

It was good enough that I broke a little of my poise and had to cheer.

I also think I overheard Hoity-Toity somewhere in the audience, but I can't be sure. It seems that Fluttershy is going places.

I wonder if this is going to lead anywhere.

Comments

[dzamie]

I'm really enjoying the Carnivorous Luna subplot. Silly peanut, ponies are herbivorous.

[Dashie04]

I think I shall go as a little white pony with dark pink hair, and I think I shall wear that suit I've always wanted to, the one inspired by that amazing rock band, the Beetles.

It’s definitely funny because there’s already been a shoutout to The Beatles in the show, implying that they actually did exist.