Diaries of an Equestrian Overlord

by KitsuneRisu

24th October

2.15 PM

Applejack's attempt to help Pinkamina Pie with her baking has caused widespread sickness amongst the populace, and I have had Spike steal the recipe to use as biological warfare against my enemies.

Note that Spike seems to be immune, no doubt due to my experimentations upon him as a baby.

She appears to also have given Rainbow Dash a mild concussion.

Also, how did the town get overrun by bunnies? And how were the Ponies affected by this? No doubt their weakening is the cause of the Scourge's influence, and this is why immediate action must be taken.

They are bunnies, for goodness sake.

I mean, I have bunnies.

They're quite lovely

Twilight Sparkle has proved herself today with infinite capacity by being the only one able to convince Applejack to stop being a brick. I am glad that those lessons on coercion I gave her have come to good use.

It also appears that Twilight seems to enjoy abusing her trans-location magic. I will tell her to stop it in my next correspondence, so as not to attract unwanted attention. Of course, I will have her use the spell when and if I require it for my own needs.