Diaries of an Equestrian Overlord

by KitsuneRisu

16th March

10.30 AM

Ponies are raving - absolutely raving about Sapphire Shores' dresses in Zigfilly Follies. Rarity has outdone herself. I am making a bundle.

No doubt Rarity herself has also noticed the sudden boom in attention; the illustrious house photographer Photo Finish was also recently spotted near Ponyville stealing Rarity's hat.

Currently, Rarity is gossiping with Fluttershy in the local spa. I must watch in now because

well

I'm curious.

Also, if those two silly spa twins think they're the only ones who get to know some juicy stories, they've got another think coming.

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1.49 PM

Oh, oh dear diary, the Fluttershy is going to be a model? Again? I must see this. I must, I must I must.

Clerk, cancel my appointments!

Guards, take a day off!

I am going undercover!

I hope the Scourge doesn't find me out. But I'm only observing, so nothing should go wrong!

I am so excited. I feel tingly.