Diaries of an Equestrian Overlord

by KitsuneRisu

27th January

1.00 PM

They are horrible. Absolutely awful.

What are they so happy about?

Oh no, did Spike just inform them of Hoity-Toity's visit? Oh no.

Oh no no no no no.

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5.00 PM

A contingency plan has been put into action. What began as an attempt to introduce fashion in Ponyville has now led me to prevent it from never becoming a viable option in the future.

I will need to speak to Hoity-Toity about this after the show.

These foul dresses must be destroyed. Even the impaired ageusics of Ponyville can tell those peaches are sour.

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9.00 PM

Everyone in Ponyville is shocked and disgusted by that horrendous display. Hoity-Toity has just thrown up a little in his mouth. I can't say I blame them. This is bad. It will have definite repercussions on the town's attitude towards Rarity.