Warning: The following story is currently unedited and contains scenes of the truly ridiculous. You have been warned.
Prince Blueblood, the royal brat that his aunts still kept around, was questioned about his bloodline to his aunts, Celestia and Luna. After intense research in the secret library, he finds that although he is not related to them, he finds that his ancestor is somepony who to this day is considered notorious. With this knowledge, Blueblood decides that maybe he should try his hoof at villainy.
It doesn't turn out well.
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Well, this will end well.
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*grabs the popcorn*
I am giddy with anticipation of just how badly he will fail at utterly everything he does from this point on
well.... lets see what happens (steals Knight Mysterio's popcorn)
It would be hilarious if Blueblood in his quest to become the greatest villain, became a hero instead.
Though, regardless on how he ends up in the end, I'm looking forward for more!
I am sure PBB did a wrong assumptions on who he his descended from, could be Sombra's secret evil twin brother, which cancels the evil part. Though I wonder if the butler has his anterior motives to lead the young prince to turn on the side of Evil (with capital 'E'). I am betting either he is an agent of an evil cult who want to subsume the rule of the Princesses and wants PBB to be their figurehead. Or he is legitimately trying to get him to lose his status as a prince for putting up with him for all these years. The story is off on a good start and I will be looking forward to see what you will come up with next.
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Oh, please, yes, have his villany turn out to be perfect hero material.
Have him be so bad at being a villain that everyone thinks he's reformed and become a wonderful pony!
Even better: Can you imagine the final showdown, where he confronts Celestia, and explains what he found out ... only to find that he can't even do a decent villain monologue correctly :-)
I'm not a huge fan of black comedy rape, unless it's a throwaway gag. For my own enjoyment of the story, I'm going to pretend that he was alright with going along with Braeburn, and just ashamed at returning to the castle in the state he was in.
Oh, I hope Breaburn becomes his sidekick/henchpony, I am sure he will add a saucy side to PBB's villainy.
Does Rarity count?
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Yea, I'm going to have to go with the view that on arriving at their destination, he managed to explain that it was a misunderstanding.
Rape is just a no-no. That's all.
In truth, when I saw him dressing up like The Scarlet Pumpernickel, I was expecting some swashbuckling swordplay and chandelier swinging. When he was warned about going out, I was expecting some sort of costume thing and/or Nightmare Night.
This was not expected.
that’s a “interesting” way for this to backfire on him, I thought that for shure that the foal deaked him for stealing her candy
Still even doing evil he is bad at it. loved the twist on this one.
I saw that twist coming, didn't make it any less funny
Obscenities.
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fixed and thanks.
Yes! I was expecting him to be stealing from the CMC, but becoming a hero is a wonderful second best.
And, good handling/cleanup of last chapter's concerns.
Blueblood: "CURSE my unintentional heroics! CURSES!"
Has there ever been a case where... Someone stopped pedophilia ... Without ever realizing it?
Something evil, yet easy enough to do, especially for a beginner, something along the level of stealing candy from a baby would be... Pranks, and slowly but surely, escalate.
Good luck to Blueblood, then.
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Hundreds of thousands of people get hit by cars every year. Statistically, some of them HAVE to be pedophiles.
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cking proof! I demand it cause thats sounds something made up but also believable
Show me the motherf
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According to Motor vehicle fatality rate in U.S. by year on wikipedia, there were 5,419,000 car crashes worldwide in 2010.
I had seen road signs in Texas saying that 3000 people a year die in car crashes each year in the state, so I was pretty confident that 100,000 people got hit by a car worldwide each year. Apparently it was much more than either of us expected.
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Bu6 how much are pedos, rapists and stuff like that?
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I don't know, dude. Some of them. I'm not here to do statistics homework.
Lets all just be happy that some sex offenders get hit by cars occasionally.
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I like occasionally
That went about as well as I expected it to.
And it was glorious.
Mwa-ha-ha!
I can't even say "poor blueblood".
Well done Your Hiney, you finally succeeded in doing something evil. Have fun dealing with the consequences.
When Fluttershy admitted that she was kind of a masochist and encouraged Blueblood to keep insulting her, I was expecting unsolicited sex to happen to him again, and for him to arrive back at the castle just as stained and crusty as before.
Talk about a minnow comparing itself to a shark. If this doesn't keep him away from straying away from the light I don't know what will.
Ironically enough, there is already a fic about Blueblood hooking up with a masochistic Fluttershy. Sadly canceled, but I liked the chemistry there.
I wonder if Flash is going to be his nemesis from that point on, as every villains a hero to oppose him.
obscene
crepes
Having piles and piles of gold not being used to aid the economy seems badly out of character for Celestia.
Having piles and piles of gold-shaped chocolate, on the other hand, seems like it makes a decent backup stash for when she has a cake deficit.
Putting your birthday is a smart combination!
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Too bad you only get redeemed if you're powerful once you made Fluttershy cry. Discord brought her to tears at least once, if memory serves.
FAUST!
Edit: can't figure out the other one
I can't wait to see how spectacularly this blows up in his face,
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It's probably how it happened in Spoiled's mind.
LoC? ... That's your best acronym?
You fail at naming something evilly.
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I believe that is the point.
I actually thought the joke would be all of them rejecting the plan. This is really tough on suspension of disbelief.
That last sentence. It made me laugh, thanks.
I'm actually surprised that none of the League felt compelled to join the peacetalks upstairs.
I did a laugh out loud on that ending.
So, does this make the story complete? No more shenanigans?
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Yeah, this is pretty much the ending. I never intended for it to be some grand novel, just a funny idea with a funny punchline.
I missed that in the description and was getting really frustrated.
LoL.