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Is that... a Witcher III reference?
And here I thought that Rincewind was the worst wizard in the multiverse. Not a bad prank but I feel that poor KitKat need a new adventuring partner.
O.m.f.g.
This was absolutely terrible, in a good way. I giggled more than once, so... well done? I guess.
Now go home Biscuit, you're drunk.
I'm going to regret this in the morning, but sure, why not?
This is absolutely hilarious and I demand a full blown story with those two and their quests. And the inevitable unicorn hooker to give him, heh, magic fingers
(And possibly tongue )
Wait, does this means that magic is a topic human STD? Will that facial give KitKat magic face powers? Will this tempt her to get a human bukkake?
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It is not, or if it is, it’s unintentional. I don’t know what Witcher III is.
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To be fair to the Wizard, he’s effective if it’s hard.
She kind of does, but at the same time can’t you feel the love blossoming between the two?
No?
Me neither.
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It’s a tag on Depribooru. Um, I’ve heard.
Thanks!
Darn right I was. Luckily, I was at home, writing horsewords for all of y’all.
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Very well, stand by for incoming transmission (shortly-ish)
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Thank you! And it will be a continuing series, since I’ve put the Derpy Accidentally a Portal Gun series to bed. Unfortunately, only on April Fool’s Day, but hey, stories like these are totally worth the wait.
It could go that route, but I think that he got magic once and probably won’t get it again. Where’s the fun in just being able to point and click?
You know, I hadn’t really thought about that overly much. I doubt that KitKat or her face will get any magical human powers, although thinking of that, I could have her gain trichromatic vision (IRL equines have dichromatic, which basically means they’re red/green colorblind).
I don’t think she’ll ever want to go for human bukkake. Once was enough for her.
That was most definitely a thing. I'm morbidly intrigued to see what you might have to say about this in a blog post.
Also, great use of that wizard G1 Applejack killed in the cover image.
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Video game. There's a place in The Wotcher III named the Whitetail Woods.
And now I'm even tempted to create a D&D spellcaster class with spell "loads" instead of "slots".
I'm sick, I know.
Also, just remembered this video
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I didn't know you where a fan! Or was it that both characters had something similar?
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In the immortal words of Grand Poo Bear (paraphrased), this is a thing that exists.
Fear not, by popular demand there is a blog post. Which I really ought to link.
That wizard really had it coming.
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Also there’s the same place in MLP, so that means that the two stories take place in the same ‘verse!
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No, no, you need to do that.
“dah, that’s your wrinkled dk again.”
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I’d never heard of it before. so I did me a bit of googling, and came up with this image:
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While I have no idea how closely that tracks with the source material, I couldn’t help but note that it’s spot-on, you know?
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That is some good cosplay. That is pretty spot on. That show is set to have an animated series premiering in the fall of 2020.
Oof yeah, not so good to have that venom
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But, it is performance enhancing. Since ponies don’t have Viagra, the spider was the next best thing.
Glad I saved this one for 3 AM... it was uh... worth the wait.
Thanks, Biscuit?
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You’re welcome!
Well, this was just the right amount of stupid. I chuckled heartily.
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Thank you! That was totally what I was going for.
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I am now considering returning my official Admiral Biscuit t-shirt.
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I don’t see why. This is where the fandom’s been heading since the very first generation. I’m the only one bold enough to actually put it in writing.
The really sad/annoying/terrifying/hillarious thing is that something tells me this isn't the last we've seen of the Wizard nor of KitKat.
...I'm gonna go buy more beer now.
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It's probably not, but you're gonna have to wait until next April 1 for the next installment.
I have no idea what I just read...
... Kinda wanna read more.
Poor KitKat.
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Well, good news, you may very well get your chance next April Fool’s Day, ‘cause this is my new April Fool’s series.
I know, right? Can’t blame her for wanting a hotel with a shower after the last burst of magic.
You know... you told me about this story. The plot, premise, everything, and yet... I'm still reeling in laughs.
Also the fact YCH is in "related fics" both humor me and saddens me.
The Best Worst Wizard title goes to Fizban (from the Dragonlance books).
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I dunno. Zifnab from the Death Gate Cycle could give him a run for his money...
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Schmendrick from The Last Unicorn wasn’t terribly competent, either.
And it’s been a while since I read the books, but didn’t Magic Kingdom for Sale have a terrible wizard as well?
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Maybe? It’s been a long time since I read that one.
I was just responding to Fizban with Zifnab because they may or may not be the same character, either in alternate dimensions or in greatly different eras of time... both series mentioned are by the same authors, even.
And he is secretly a god, in one of them, after all.
KitKat? What, does she have also have a sibling named Snickers?
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No, her sister is named Mr. Goodbar.
Their parents really loved human candy, you see.
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I didn’t even catch that name similarity, lol.
It’s been a long, long time since I read any Dragonlance books. I borrowed a huge combined volume of novels or short stories, might have been Tales, sometime in the early 90s (probably). If I could remember who I borrowed it from, I could give a more exact date.
...you know, I didn't think I'd read anything weirder than the Beanis-verse....but boy howdy was I proven wrong. :)
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What’s even crazier is that there’s three of them. And, for better or worse, April 1 is fast approaching which means if I’m not out of ideas there could be a fourth.
I...I have no words. Bravo n_n
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He's the worst wizard.
In case you haven't noticed, there are sequels. They're not better than this one.
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I started it but then got distracted and haven't gone back yet ^^;
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I suppose the one thing you can look forward to is an angry rant from KitKat in Dutch.
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Ooh, I do have a Dutch friend I can ask to translate! Or just google.
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The good news is that you won't have to; someone translated it in the comments.
Amusingly, I just tasked a friend from the Netherlands to write a rant for KitKat and I never asked for a translation myself, so I legit had no idea what it said when I posted the story.
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Hahaha, even better! And your trusting nature is clearly immeasurable n_n
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It was already rated M for sex and profanity, so it's not like whatever she said would cross the bar further. And I do trust my Dutch translator as well.
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Fair n_n