“Well, the problem with that is most of my spells are offensive..."

Why am I immediately reminded of Vaarsuvius, and the spell Bugsby's Expressive Single digit!

You . . . you cast spells with your dick.

Scanlan Shorthalt is that you? When did you switch classes and where is Pike?

“You . . . you cast spells with your dick.
I can't bring myself to be disappointed.

I'd say "Dammit, Biscuit", but it's too late for that. Far, far too late.

I can see why she wanted to heal the natural way last chapter

You know how there are stories that drop a piece of new information on you, forcing the reader to go back and revisit everything they've read up to that point and evaluate it in a new light?

This is perhaps the best example of that I've ever seen.

Edit: KitKat is a great name for a pony.

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Why am I immediately reminded of Vaarsuvius, and the spell Bugsby's Expressive Single digit!

Having not read Order of the Stick, I can’t say for sure; however, I expect that I know what Bugsby’s Expressive Single digit is, and I can say with confidence (as I’m sure you’ve now discovered) that The Wizard’s spells are more offensive.

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I can't bring myself to be disappointed.

You shouldn’t be.

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I'd say "Dammit, Biscuit", but it's too late for that. Far, far too late.

Yes, it is too late. This is a thing now. And this will be the new thing I’m doing for April Fool’s going forward. I’m not sorry.

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You’re very correct. She’d rather not deal with a laying on of hands or, you know, whatever.

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You know how there are stories that drop a piece of new information on you, forcing the reader to go back and revisit everything they've read up to that point and evaluate it in a new light?

This is perhaps the best example of that I've ever seen.

Thank you!

Edit: KitKat is a great name for a pony.

It is, isn’t it? It really sounds like something a pony might name their foal.

I think this guy has magic drinking powers. A firkin is like eleven gallons of beer.

omigawd this guy

Oh. My. God.

Brilliant!

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Well, he’s a wizard. Everybody knows that they drink like champs.

And she’s an Earth pony, and I have reason to believe Earth ponies can hold their liquor, too.

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I know, right?

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Thank you!

Also, your avatar really makes the comment, y’know?

All he needs is some performance enhancers... Wait, quest?

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All he needs is some performance enhancers...

Oh, he gets those.

Wait, quest?

Whenever there’s a wizard, there’s bound to be a quest. That’s an actual fact.

Of course it is.

The Wizard giggled. “You’d have a vag of holding!”

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Yes. This exactly.

Wurstbraterei

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Heh, that’s awesome!

The pub was named in honor of a place in a German TV show, I can’t remember which one but it’s in the blog notes.