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YES.
The rest of the chapters, or at least some of the rest of most of the chapters, will be forthcoming tomorrow.
I wanted it to all be done today, but legit had to start fresh because TWoWTW II was an abomination.
Have a cute Trixie as a consolation prize:
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Oh no
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Bail out now; it’s only gonna get worse.
Oh no.
Twilight must never hear of this.
Ermahgerds!!!!! Another one!
I did say ‘some.’
Also ‘forthcoming,’ which is at least a two dollar word.
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I wonder how our clueless wizzard would react if he where to ever find out that a large portion of creatures have a skeleton?
Also yes I know I misspelled wizard, if he is going to be this inept he can join that other one. Even if that other one is far more skilled and all around better.
Just enough Jabberwock to cause us to twitch.
You've killed her!
Well it's a good thing he discarded those glasses...
I hope this becomes an April 1st tradition.
Now with 3% more typos!
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Blog post after I sober up!
(Could be a while:P)
How dare you, sir!
Great now he is a pony and poor KitKat is still human. Hopefully they can contact the princesses and they can fix her problem.
Mission failed! We'll get em next time!
A mirror?
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No no, he did turn her back.
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Thanks!
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By ‘this,’ I assume you mean everything in the story, including the fact it exists.
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Every terrible idea deserves a sequel. Just ask Hollywood.
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Amazingly enough, I didn’t actually remember that part of The Last Unicorn, which is a shame.
What a great book and great movie that was.
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Probably more running around and panicking, honestly. Of course, his skeleton paranoia could be a result of licking too many toads.
I mean, is he really inept? He can do magic, after all. And it usually works.
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I know, right?
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It will, at least for a while. Until I jump the shark one time too many and have to do something different, anyway.
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Truth is, I realized how I was writing that sentence that was going to happen, and for a moment I thought I really ought not do that, then I remembered what I was writing and why not break some of the rules of punctuation, too?
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Or maybe they never will; maybe they’ll wind up like Sisyphus pushing the rock.
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As 10163935 observed, he did change her back, although that’s not entirely clear in the text. Maybe I should add another paragraph of her being transformed.
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Sure, so when he sleep-casts the supermodel spell, it bounces back and lands on him.
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On the one hand, now it's just that more difficult to aim. On the other... Well that one's just too sticky to help...
*Googles*
Well, at least if they're fake they're not the obnoxiously huge sort of fake. Just saying.
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It's an abomination a lot of people, myself included, are going to want to see now, you must realize.
You monster.
So, uh, why is Ponish Dutch and Forest Animalish Finnish?
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I’m glad somebody took the effort to do that. I didn’t pick her for nothing (really, it was mostly the stage name). And you’re right, they don’t look obnoxiously fake, if they are. Figure that KitKat would know by now from perusing the Wizard’s spellbooks that a lot of them have fake boobs, and f course human boobs of practically any size are bigger than pony udders.
(In the previous story, Marge Simpson was the centerfold model).
I’m not sure what the best way to do that would be. I could include it as a bonus chapter or something, although of course it’s completely unedited.
I could PM you a copy directly, I suppose.
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Finnish felt right for the beavers, I dunno why. Just felt right when I was hopping about with Google Translate. I think that the skunk’s name is Finnish, too, IIRC.
As for ponish being Dutch, it comes from a meme, and I’ve been rolling with it ever since:
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It is — apparently it means "Flower" — which is why I asked about Finnish as the woodland animal language in general.
I don't speak or read either language, but I can recognize them well enough. As for the meme, I... uh... see, I guess.
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I couldn’t remember what language I looked it up in . . . I usually keep better notes, but for the sake of this story, I didn’t bother.
I feel like the context was that I’d just seen that meme, and somebody asked me shortly after what I thought pony language sounded like, to which I immediately replied “Dutch,” and it’s just stuck in my head since then.
It was hiding in the middle of Chapter 4, but I found this story's raison d'être.
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But if he becomes a supermodel, then his wand will disappear. And what use is he then? (Also: what use is he now?)
Yeah, but I've already read
manysomefivedammit, counting is hardthe previous chapters. If I stop now, I won't get to the end!Delightfully horrible madness throughout. Thank you for it.
Biscuit, I'm Dutch, I could read what she said there. :P
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Admiral Biscuit knows his punctuation, and isn't afraid to use it.
We, the Readers, are betrayed! Betrayed! Betrayed, I Say!
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Spoken like a true champion, sir.
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Darn right! Rules of grammar and punctuation are for lesser mortals.