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KitKat I pity you so very much you poor poor mare. XD
Its intresting to note that although the very best backbone fibre optics can send digital data at a similar bandwidth as a pneumatic tube crammed full of microSD cards for a vastly higher cost, you still cant get your delivery back down the same fibre as you can the tube.
Yet.
Well, that is the purpose of an NDA after all...
That would explain the large brass instrument missing from the music section?
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She’s putting up with more than any mare should have to. And not really getting much for it, either.
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Transporting data is a problem, you wanna move a lot you’re better off with a van shoved full of hard drives instead of some cable connection. Or Amazon’s portable data trucks. . . .
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It is indeed. The Wizard doesn’t want anybody else to know his methods.
you’re de slechtste tovenaar ooit
I'm hurt Biscuit, you didn't even offer me to edit your Dutch this time, also I might pay money to see KitKat eat a KitKat.
Try our Kumquats, Theyre Delirious.
KitKat isn't a good candy bar given how inhuman the company is they are made by.
Watch out for those Pope Pony followers, they have an intresting take on going out on the town, night clubbing.
You
raidedborrowed Supertramp's sugar cube collection and read through AtomicClop's story catalog again, didn't you?You really shouldnt eat green moon cheese and read Guards, Guards before bed with so little sleep.
Instead of a hymn, how about a carol?
Erol, the rocket dragon....
... and they'll fall apart all over them. Squish! Since infinite monkeys would be able to type forever (and presumably not form a labor union in all that time), we can assume that the zombies would regenerate bits and pieces to fall off all over the "manuscripts", forever. Ick. Just a fridge thought.
Matbe the zombie all headed off cos they were holding auditions for Fuzz Dead 2?
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I played the euphemism once. I wasn’t very good at it.
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Sorry
In my defense, it wasn’t like I planned any of this, it just sort of happened.
That would be adorable. I wonder if she could unwrap it, or if she’d have to have that done for her?
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Those are the best kind!
Also I haven’t had a kumquat in years. Shame, I love them.
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All companies are horrible, in varying degrees.
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All hail the pony pope
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Ssh, don’t tell anybody.
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I really shouldn’t.
A carol with fire . . . .
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That’s a terrible way to gum up a keyboard. Imagine the maintenance on those typewriters. And probably all they’d actually type is ‘brains’ over and over again. . . .
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Probably, or else someone had a sale on brains. Like, if you’ve got a fast food restaurant and can capitalize on it, why not?
"I'm not really surprised you're the same race as that goddamn wizard, of course the bastard who invented me is the same hairless monkey as him, did you enjoy humiliating me, you worthless writer's excuse? I bet you don't even speak my language. I know our language is spoken in Europe and I wouldn't be surprised if you were so pathetic as to ask one of your friends there to translate our language for you.”
Alas poor Biscuit! We knew him—a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy! He was a man, but KitKat was a horse with an axe to grind, and we shall not look upon his like again...
Well, at least not until the next story is discovered in a locked cabinet buried beneath the basement.
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Ha! The IT department probably has an infinite supply of used Dell keyboards to distribute. Every corpse-oration does!
Shall I compare thee to a summer’s BRAINS?
Thou art more lovely and more BRAINS!
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of BRAINS!
And summer’s lease hath all too short a BRAINS!
Unaware of the difference between numbers, letters, and symbols, and where the ends of sentences should go*
Unaware, indifferent, annoyingly hostile towards are all synonyms, right?
Ah, yes, when KitKat was turned into a SPOILER - I thought that was the author's best work.
Oh, wait, it wasn't until the next chapter that I realised what euphamism was being referenced
Now we're thinking with portals!
Sorcerers are just wizards with foreign-sounding names i.e. Wizards that got kicked out of their home country because they set too many cows on fire, or too many villagers on fire (said villagers upset about their cows being on fire), or the Queen's favourite jester on fire.
I looked up at the story tags at this point and I'm glad we didn't go there this page.
Uh, tell me it's just just a case of running out of tag spaces and we didn't go there, right?
Okay, after reading the chapter we didn't go *there*, but we came awful close. What I did get was a severe case of whiplash; you think KitKat knows a good cart-chasing lawyer friend I can hire?
A shame; I really liked Admiral Biscuit and his stories. Now that KitKat has done away with him there will be no more
Biscuit really shouldnt gone Dutch when faced with a jacked pone?
"WTF did I just read?" doesn't even cover it!
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Thank you for the translation! I didn’t ask Snowliason, figured somebody would translate it sooner or later.
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Never mess with an angry mare who has an axe, I suppose that’s a good moral. Like Incidental Background Mare #9.
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I’ve got lots of cabinets with half-finished stories, as it happens.
Heh, now that you mention it, I’ve got a few bad keyboards that came with computers . . . there’s one computer unboxing channel/review channel (can’t remember which one) that calls those keyboards and mice “e-waste.” Which isn’t a stretch, to be honest.
Ah, Shakespeare as he was meant to be heard.
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It is unfortunate, but at least KitKat got out of it okay.
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Really shouldn’t have. It ended quite badly, although predictably. An angry mare with an axe, well. . .
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I know, right? Things got weird.
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And don't tell her she has a nice axe. Unless of course she's a fan of axe-idental innuendo.
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I love it when that happens!
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But which endo is she gonna put it inn?
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